What did the French guy say when he forgot to tell his driver to turn left?

Oh, gosh!

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What's the Best thing about Duct Tape?

It turns Noooo! Noooo! Noooo!......to..... Mmmmm, Mmmmm, Mmmmm.

How do you turn a dishwasher into a snow remover?

Give her a shovel...

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How do you tell if someone is opposed to GMOs?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

How can you tell ignorance from indifference?

I don't know and I don't care.

French Jokes More French Jokes

What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with a famous French general?

Napoleon Bunnyparte!

Why is it impossible to say no to French fries with cheese and bacon?

Because it's a loaded question!

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What's ur emergency?

Goldfish: I forgot Goldfish 911: Forgot what Goldfish: WHO IS THIS Goldfish 911: I DON'T KNOW

Who's There?.........9/11.....9/11 Who?

I thought you said you'd never forget....

Driver Jokes More Driver Jokes

Why did nVidia build the first self-driving car?

Because their drivers keep crashing.

Why do golfers have the best chauffeurs?

Because they're good at picking their drivers.

French Guy Jokes More French Guy Jokes

What did one French Guy say to another French Guy?

Bonjour, je m'apelle Guy aussi!" ("Hello, I am called Guy as well!")

What did the French guy say when a bird pooped on him?

I have Grey Poupon me