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What did the French guy say when he forgot to tell his driver to turn left?

Oh, gosh!

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Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

How do you turn an old dishwasher into a snowblower?

You give her a shovel and tell her to get to work.

What's green then turns red really quickly?

A frog in a blender

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How do you know if someone has run a marathon?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

How many doctors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one but he has to have a nurse to tell him which end to screw in.

French Jokes More French Jokes

How do you advertise a French rifle?

Never fired, dropped once.

How does Homer Simpson say watermelon in French?

Melon D'OH

Forget Jokes More Forget Jokes

What's the difference between talking to your wife after you forgot something and a minefield?

You can actually get through the minefield alive.

What happened when Jesus forgot to look both ways?

He died on the cross!

Driver Jokes More Driver Jokes

What did Dodi Fayed say to his driver?

Want to go out with me and Di tonight?

Why was the driver fired from the destruction derby?

He was accused of wreckless driving.

French Guy Jokes More French Guy Jokes

What did one dehydrated French guy say to the other?

What do we do now, Pierre

What did the French guy say when a bird pooped on him?

I have Grey Poupon me