What did the French guy say when he forgot to tell his driver to turn left?

Oh, gosh!

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Why did Sally fall off the swing?

Because she didn't have any arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Definitely not Sally. Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a truck Why didn't the truck turn out of the way? Sally Was driving

How many IT professionals does it take to change a lightbulb?

Have you tried turning it off and back on?

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How do you know if someone has been to Florida?

They'll tell you.

How do you make a Snowman smile?

Tell him the snowblower is coming.

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Why wasn't Euro Disney popular?

Every time they set off the fireworks, the French surrendered.

Whats the new French flag look like?

A white cross emblazoned on a white background!

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Why should you distrust atoms?

Because they make up an awful lot of stuff. EDIT: Because I forgot about neutrinos.

How did the Dairy Queen get pregnant?

The Burger King forgot to wrap his whopper!

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What profession does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Driver

How can you say you don't have any outstanding tickets?

Driver: They're all in the glove compartment.

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What did the French guy say when he forgot to tell his driver to turn left?

Oh, gosh!

What did the French guy say when a bird pooped on him?

I have Grey Poupon me