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What did the French guy say when he forgot to tell his driver to turn left?

Oh, gosh!

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Why did your car just spin around in circles?

Motorist: I was making a U-turn and changed my mind.

Why did Woodrow Wilson take a long time to turn around?

Because he could only make 14 point turns.

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Why did the lady stare at the orange juice?

Because she thought it was telling her to concentrate!

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When she starts her sentence with "A man once told me".

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What does the CEO of Keurig have in common with ISIS?

They both hate the French press

When people go to ask me "hey man, are you from Los Angeles?

I'll be like "nah dude,I just really like the French feminine definite article"

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He drops it like it's hot.

Why did Jesus die?

He forgot his safe word.

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Realizing that your being intently watched for your reaction to their sic clouds - BEST RECOGNIZE!

What did the French guy say when he forgot to tell his driver to turn left?

Oh, gosh!

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What did one dehydrated French guy say to the other?

What do we do now, Pierre

What did the French guy say when he forgot to tell his driver to turn left?

Oh, gosh!