What did the French guy say when he forgot to tell his driver to turn left?

Oh, gosh!

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What don't BMWs have that all other manufacturers do?

Turn signals

Why did Woodrow Wilson take a long time to turn around?

Because he could only make 14 point turns.

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How can you tell if a shark has dandruff?

He left his head and shoulders on the beach.

Why can't you believe what an atom tells you?

Because they make up everything!

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Who is the most famous French ant?

Napoleant!

Why do the French only have one egg for breakfast?

Because one egg is un oeuf.

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What does it sounds like when a Japanese Homer Simpson forgets how to count to 11?

Nin, ten, "....I'll leave now.

What did the mermaid forget to bring to the maths lesson?

Her algae bra.

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Why cant train drivers be sentenced to the electric chair?

Because they're bad conductors.

What profession does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Driver

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What did the French guy say when a bird pooped on him?

I have Grey Poupon me

What did one dehydrated French guy say to the other?

What do we do now, Pierre