Who's There?.........9/11.....9/11 Who?

I thought you said you'd never forget....

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How many calls do I get?

Cop: one me: What do you think is more likely a lawyer delivering pizza or a dominos providing legal counsel

What's a Monk's favorite breakfast food?

Well, they're vegetarians so probably not what you're thinking...

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Who's rhere?

9/11. 9/11 Who You said you would never forget.

How do you prevent 9/11?

Make it a Malaysian airlines flight.

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What do you call it when you grind your teeth because you are bugged you forgot your dental floss?

Flossless compression!

What do a burnt pizza, a frozen beer, and a pregnant woman have in common?

In all 3 cases, someone forgot to pull it out.