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Knock knock. Who's there? A broken pencil. A broken pencil who?

Never mind. It's pointless.

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What did the Illuminati say when they tried to read someone's mind, but failed to do so?

Curses, foiled again!

What did the American accountant say to his British counterpart?

Mind the GAAP.

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What's your favorite tasteless 9-11 joke?

Here's mine. Knock knock. Who's there 911. 911 who You said you'd never forget

Why did Sally fall of the swing?

Because she had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

Break Pencil Jokes More Break Pencil Jokes

Why shouldn't you write with a broken pencil?

It's pointless just like this post

Knock knock. Who's there? A broken pencil. A broken pencil who?

Never mind. It's pointless.