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Knock knock. Who's there? A broken pencil. A broken pencil who?

Never mind. It's pointless.

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Mind Jokes More Mind Jokes

What are two reasons why men don't mind their own business?

1. No mind. 2. No business.

Have you heard the rumor going around about butter?

Never mind, I shouldn't spread it.

Knock Knock Jokes More Knock Knock Jokes

What do you call someone with no arms or legs?

Jeffrey. Knock knock, Who's there? NOT JEFFREY

Why did Timmy fall off the swings?

Didn't have any hands.. (the real punch line) Knock knock.. Who's there Not Timmy..

Break Pencil Jokes More Break Pencil Jokes

Why shouldn't you write with a broken pencil?

It's pointless just like this post

Knock knock. Who's there? A broken pencil. A broken pencil who?

Never mind. It's pointless.