Knock knock. Who's there? A broken pencil. A broken pencil who?

Never mind. It's pointless.

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Mind Jokes More Mind Jokes

Want to hear a joke about a piece of paper?

Never mind...it's tearable

Why was the physicist being so careful not to insult his colleague's choice of generalized coordinates and momentum?

He was just minding his Ps and Qs.

Knock Knock Jokes More Knock Knock Jokes

Why did Sandra fall off the swing?

Because she has no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there Not Sandra.

Why did Timmy fall off the swings?

Didn't have any hands.. (the real punch line) Knock knock.. Who's there Not Timmy..

Break Pencil Jokes More Break Pencil Jokes

Knock knock. Who's there? A broken pencil. A broken pencil who?

Never mind. It's pointless.

Why shouldn't you write with a broken pencil?

It's pointless just like this post