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How many lips does a flower have?

Tulips

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How many lips does a flower have?

Tulips

How to Ethiopians celebrate their child's first birthday?

They place flowers on the grave.

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What goes "Ooooooooooo!"?

A cow with no lips.

What signal tells you that a politician is lying?

The lips are moving

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What's better than roses around your piano?

Tulips around your organ! Ba dum bum chhhhhhh.

Whats's better than roses on your piano?

Tulips on your organ.