How many lips does a flower have?

Tulips

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What did the flower say when she was begged not to tell a secret?

Chrysanthemum's the word.

What kind of flower grows on your face?

Tulips.

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Why can't you hear a dog whistle?

Because they have a hard time puckering their lips the right way.

Why does Helen Keller wear tight jeans?

So people can read her lips.

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What's better than a dozen roses on a piano?

Tulips on an organ.

What do you get when you mix a dog and a tulip?

A collieflower