How many lips does a flower have?

Tulips

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Flower Jokes More Flower Jokes

What did the Flower say to the Bees?

You know you want it, Honey

What did the flower say when she was begged not to tell a secret?

Chrysanthemum's the word.

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How do you get people to quit smoking?

Cut off their lips

What body movements alert you that a politician is lying?

His lips are moving.

Tulip Jokes More Tulip Jokes

What's better than a vase of roses on your piano?

Tulips on your organ.

What is the name of the flower you find between your nose and your chin?

Tulips.