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How many lips does a flower have?

Tulips

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What do you get if you cross a bunch of flowers with a burglar?

Robbery with violets!

Why do flowers and beer get along so well?

They're buds

Lip Jokes More Lip Jokes

What goes "Ooooooooooo!"?

A cow with no lips.

How can you tell when a politician is lying?

When their lips move

Tulip Jokes More Tulip Jokes

Whats's better than roses on your piano?

Tulips on your organ.

What's better than a dozen roses on a piano?

Tulips on an organ.