How many lips does a flower have?

Tulips

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What does a flower in a race car yell?

Petal to the nettle!

Why were the Native Americans upset when it rained in April?

Because April showers, bring May flowers!

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How do you blow a movie quote?

You just put your lips together and whistle

What's the worst part about making out with a perfect 10?

The cold feeling on your lips when you realize you're kissing the mirror

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What kind of flower grows on your face?

Tulips.

How do you kiss a girl on Valentine's Day?

You use tulips.