How many lips does a flower have?

Tulips

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What do you call a lion wearing a cravat and a flower in its mane?

A dandy lion!

How do Ethiopians celebrate their kids first birthday?

By putting flowers on the grave.

Lip Jokes More Lip Jokes

Why did the Hipster burn his lip?

He drank coffee before it was cool.

Why did the blonde have blisters on her lips?

From trying to blow out lightbulbs.

Tulip Jokes More Tulip Jokes

What's better than two roses on your piano?

Tulips on your organ.

How do you kiss a girl on Valentine's Day?

You use tulips.