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How many lips does a flower have?

Tulips

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Why do flower beds have mulch?

So you can't see their underplants.

What do May Flowers Bring?

Pilgrims.

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What do you call it when an Irish band is caught lip syncing?

Sham rock.

Why do hipsters burn their lips when they drink tea?

Because they drink it before it's cool.

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What's better than a dozen roses on a piano?

Tulips on an organ.

What's better than a vase of roses on your piano?

Tulips on your organ.