How many lips does a flower have?

Tulips

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Why are flowering plants such good test takers?

Because they have all of the anthers!

What do you call it when you accidentally drop a flower?

An oopsy daisy.

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What body movements alert you that a politician is lying?

His lips are moving.

Why does Helen Keller wear tight jeans?

So people can read her lips.

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What's better than a vase of roses on your piano?

Tulips on your organ.

How do you kiss a girl on Valentine's Day?

You use tulips.