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What do you get when you mix a dog and a tulip?

A collieflower

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What do you call a dog with no back legs and metal balls?

Sparky

What breed of dog is the most depressing...?

A melancholy.

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What is it called when you mix Alcohol and Literature?

Tequila Mockingbird. (X-post)

What do you get when you mix a dyslexic, an insomniac, and an agnostic?

Someone who lies awake at night wondering if there's a dog

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What's better than two roses on your piano?

Tulips on your organ.

What's the only thing better than Roses on a Piano?

Tulips on an Organ.