What do you get by cross-breeding a jehovahs witness and an atheist?

Someone who pointlessly knocks on the door.

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The knock speeds up.

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Let my peephole grow!

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Someone who knocks on your door at 6 a.m. for no reason.

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Because they don't believe in higher powers.

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An atheist. He doesn't really believe in himself.