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What do you get by cross-breeding a jehovahs witness and an atheist?

Someone who pointlessly knocks on the door.

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

Who's there! Ali! Ali who?

Ali-luyah at last you've opened the door!

What was the last line in Anne Frank's diary?

Just a moment, someone's knocking on the door..

Knock Jokes More Knock Jokes

Why did little Suzy fall of the swing set?

She has no arms... Knock knock Who's there Not Suzy

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To get to your house... Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken.

Breed Jokes More Breed Jokes

What do you get when you breed an elephant with a rhino?

A visit from the university board of ethics.

What breed of dog is the most depressing...?

A melancholy.

Jehovah Witness Jokes More Jehovah Witness Jokes

What do you get when you mix a Jehovah's Witness with an Atheist?

Someone who shows up to your door for no reason.

What do you get by cross-breeding a jehovahs witness and an atheist?

Someone who pointlessly knocks on the door.

Atheist Jokes More Atheist Jokes

What does the atheist say when he arrives at the Pearly Gates?

I'll be goddamned.

What do you get when you cross an atheist and a christian?

An argument