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What do you get when you mix a Jehovah's Witness with an Atheist?

Someone who shows up to your door for no reason.

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What's a Jehovah's Witness's favorite band?

The Doors.

Who's there! Canon! Canon who?

Canon open the door then

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What do you get when you chop up a fruit and mix it with vegetables?

I don't know but it was hard as hell stealing thier wheelchairs with pieces of Richard Simmons tripping me up.

What do you get when you mix a dyslexic, an insomniac, and an agnostic?

Someone who lies awake at night wondering if there's a dog

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Why don't Jehovah Witnesses like Halloween?

Because they don't like random people knocking on their doors

What does a tweaker and a Jehovah's Witness have in common?

Both ride bicycles and are on a mission.

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What can both Christians and Atheists agree on about Jesus?

Kanye's not him.

What do you call a god who lacks self-confidence?

An atheist. He doesn't really believe in himself.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road.?

Reasons unknown

What's the reason Bollywood Cast parties are awkward?

They think Cast is spelled with an e.