What do you get when you mix a Jehovah's Witness with an Atheist?

Someone who shows up to your door for no reason.

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

What do you call a guy with no legs at your front door?

Matt

What do they call a monastery key that opens all doors?

Monk key

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What do you get when you mix Nyquil and MiraLAX?

Relaxatives.

What do you get when you mix a leper and a con man?

A lepercon. (In honor of Saint Patrick's day.)

Jehovah Witness Jokes More Jehovah Witness Jokes

Why are there no jehovah's witnesses in Italy?

The mafia doesn't like witnesses.

What are Jehovah witnesses called in Chinese?

Dind Dong

Atheist Jokes More Atheist Jokes

How does an atheist start their prayers?

To Whom It May Concern

How does a religious extremist convert an atheist into a holy man?

They use a machine gun.

Reason Jokes More Reason Jokes

What do diapers and politicians have in common?

They both need to be changed after a while for the same reason

Why are 1980 pennies worth more than 1979 pennies?

Dads joke) The same reason 10 pennies is worth more than 9.