What breed of dog is the most depressing...?

A melancholy.

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How did the dog make anti-freeze?

He stole her blanket.

What did the dog say after it slid across some sandpaper?

Ruff.

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What do you get if you breed a Green Lantern, a car and an atheist?

Willing suspension of disbelief

What do you call a family of redheads?

Gingerbread. Edit: This is more of an out-loud joke. So, maybe it'll help if it read: "Ginger-bred" instead.