How did the dog make anti-freeze?

He stole her blanket.

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What does a dog see in the mirror?

A chair

Why did the dog sit in the shade?

It didn't want to be a hotdog. *ba dum tsss *ba dum tish idk

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What was Han Solo's reaction to being taken to the carbon-freezing chamber?

He was petrified.

How did the dog make anti-freeze?

He stole her blanket.

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Who holds up stagecoaches and steals laptop computers?

Click Turpin

How do you get milk from a witch's cat?

Steal her saucer.

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What did the blanket say as it fell of the bed?

Sheet

How did the dog make anti-freeze?

He stole her blanket.