How did the dog make anti-freeze?

He stole her blanket.

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What do you get when you play a country song backwards?

Your wife back, your dog back, your house back...

What do you get if you cross a dog with a blind mole?

A dog that keeps barking up the wrong tree!

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What was Han Solo's reaction to being taken to the carbon-freezing chamber?

He was petrified.

Why were all the computers in the company frozen?

Because they let IT go

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Why are ghosts banned from the liquor store?

They would steal all the boos.

What is the difference between a thief and a church bell?

One steals from the people the other peals from the steeple.

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How did the dog make anti-freeze?

He stole her blanket.

What did the blanket say as it fell of the bed?

Sheet