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How did the dog make anti-freeze?

He stole her blanket.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What did the dog say to the tree?

Bark

Why is a dog so warm in Summer?

He wears a coat and pants.

Freeze Jokes More Freeze Jokes

What was Han Solo's reaction to being taken to the carbon-freezing chamber?

He was petrified.

What do they sing at a snowman's birthday party?

Freeze a jolly good fellow

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

What happened when the dog went to the flea circus?

It stole the show!

What are the first 3 words in every authentic Mexican recipe?

Steal a chicken

Blanket Jokes More Blanket Jokes

What did the blanket say to the bed?

Don't worry, I've got you covered.

What did the blanket say as it fell of the bed?

Sheet