How did the dog make anti-freeze?

He stole her blanket.

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What do you call a dog in the middle of a muddy road?

A mutt in a rut!

What's your dog's name?

Icebreaker.

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Which phone??

Person 1: Suggest me a good phone to buy nowadays. Person 2: Microsoft Lumia 950 XL is good for winters, will keep you warm. Very warm. Person 1: So what about summers then? Person 2: Same, it freezes often as well

What's it like being frozen to absolute zero?

It's 0K.

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Why did Thor file a police report?

Because someone stole his thunder

What do you call a stolen Tesla Car?

Edison.

Blanket Jokes More Blanket Jokes

How do you make antifreeze?

Take away her blanket!

What did the pastor say when his blanket rose up from his bed?

Holy Sheet!