How did the dog make anti-freeze?

He stole her blanket.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What breed of dog loves to take a bath?

A shampoodle

How can you tell if Asians have broken into your house?

The dog is gone, the homework is done, and they're still trying to get out of the driveway.

Freeze Jokes More Freeze Jokes

What does a cow say in the winter?

I'm udderly freezing!

What do freezing rain and cake icing have in common?

Both are a glaze

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

What do you call a robotic transforming Malaysian airliner?

If it's evil, a Deceptigone. If not, an Autobottomoftheocean Shamelessly stolen from

Why do SJWs hate Pong?

It's a wildly successful game that only has straight, white main characters (I stole this joke from somewhere but am not allowed to say where)

Blanket Jokes More Blanket Jokes

What did the blanket say when he fell off the bed?

Aw sheet! One of my favorite, cheesiest jokes of all time. Thought it would be a good first post to Reddit!

What did the blanket say to the bed?

Don't worry, I've got you covered.