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How did the dog make anti-freeze?

He stole her blanket.

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How does a dog play Hendrix on guitar?

With a chihuahua pedal.

What did the agnostic, dyslexic insomniac do?

Lay awake in bed wondering if there really is a dog.

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What'd the scientist say to the man who was frozen to absolute zero?

Are you 0K

What does a blonde do when her computer freezes?

She puts in in the microwave.

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Why are Cal Tech and MIT constantly Fighting?

Because MIT blames Cal Tech for stealing their Feynman, and there will never be another man as Fine.

Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar?

Greg.

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How did the dog make anti-freeze?

He stole her blanket.

What did the blanket say as it fell of the bed?

Sheet