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How did the dog make anti-freeze?

He stole her blanket.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

Why does the dog go to the gym?

He wants to get ruff

What is the burning question on the mind of every dyslexic existentialist?

Is there a dog?

Freeze Jokes More Freeze Jokes

What was Han Solo's reaction to being taken to the carbon-freezing chamber?

He was petrified.

What does a cow say in the winter?

I'm udderly freezing!

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

Who tries to steal fool's gold'?

A pyrite!

What did the Jamaican man say when asked why he didn't mind going to jail for stealing the Pikachu card?

I love the pokey, mon.

Blanket Jokes More Blanket Jokes

What's the worst gift to give to an anti-vaxxer?

Blankets.

What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed?

Oh sheeeeeettttt!