Blanket Jokes

What does a blanket say to the other after a game of chess?

Well plaid.

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What did the cocaine addict say to his drug of choice?

I'm kinda busy, I won't be able to stay any longer, smell ya later" PS: the addict died that day from severe delusions that his coke was talking blanket, lot of coke....

What did the pastor say when his blanket rose up from his bed?

Holy Sheet!

What's the worst gift to give to an anti-vaxxer?

Blankets.

What did the blanket say to the bed?

Don't worry, I've got you covered.

What did the blanket say when he fell off the bed?

Aw sheet! One of my favorite, cheesiest jokes of all time. Thought it would be a good first post to Reddit!

What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed?

Oh sheeeeeettttt!

How do you make antifreeze?

Take away her blanket!

What does a chef call an undercover cop?

Pig in a blanket.

What do you call an undercover cop?

A pig in a blanket.

How did the dog make anti-freeze?

He stole her blanket.

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What do you call a special needs sheep that got turned into a blanket?

A down comforter.

What did the blanket say as it fell of the bed?

Sheet

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Why do pop artists hate shoe shopping?

They have too many ft. *edit for spelling

Why is K-pop the best genre of music?

It has Seoul.

Pig Jokes More Pig Jokes

What did the pig say when he found a line of ants in his trough?

Mmm. Canapes.

What do you get when you cross a pig with a billy goat?

A crashing bore.

Reddit Jokes More Reddit Jokes

What's the difference between an old joke and a new one?

Nothing. We're on reddit

What did the community do when there was an injustice involving law enforcement?

Black people took to the streets. White people took it to Reddit and complained about how nobody is doing anything about it.

Chef Jokes More Chef Jokes

Why did Raekwon tha Chef get fired from his job at an oyster bar?

Cuz Wu Tang Clan got nuttin' to shuck with.

What does a chef call an undercover cop?

Pig in a blanket.

Toaster Jokes More Toaster Jokes

How can you tell if a California State coed is a good cook?

She can get the pop tart out of the toaster in one piece.

What's the difference between a whale and a toaster?

You didn't pop out of a toaster.

Worry Jokes More Worry Jokes

How can you tell when a German is joking?

Don't worry, he will inform you after delivery of the punchline has taken place. Just a joke!

How do you know that someone likes to smoke weed?

Don't worry they'll tell you.

Underlay Jokes More Underlay Jokes

What do Mexicans put under their carpet?

Underlay! Underlay!

What do Mexican's put under their carpet?

Underlay

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

Why do Mexicans keep naming their child Jesus?

Jesus wasn't Mexican. He was human.

What's the same about Mexican and Black people?

Once you've seen Juan, you've seen Jamal. (Sorry if you're offended, I love all races.)