Blanket Jokes

What does a blanket say to the other after a game of chess?

Well plaid.

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What did the blanket say to the bed?

Don't worry, I've got you covered.

How do you make antifreeze?

Take away her blanket!

How did the dog make anti-freeze?

He stole her blanket.

What did the blanket say as it fell of the bed?

Sheet

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How did Jesus stay in shape?

Crossfit

What do you get when you cross a dyslexic, agnostic and an insomniac?

A person who stays up all night contemplating the existence of dog.

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Why do little girls put fishes down their pants?

So the can smell like big girls!

What Did One Eye Say To Another Eye?

Don't Look Now But Something Between Us Smells

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What do you call a sleeping police officer?

An undercover cop.

Why was the policeman in bed?

Because he was an undercover cop

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What's with all of these racist jokes on reddit?

They're starting to get quite dark

What do you call ice cream that robs a bank?

Heist cream Got to give credit to my friend, who sadly dosent have reddit.

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Why is it the only thing a woman wants out of a man these days is security?

Well it's the first thing they say when I approach them.

What did the dubstep Valentine's Day card say?

I wub you

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What happens to a tapeworm after it dies?

It will be interred.

Why are there fences around cemeteries?

People are dying to get in.

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Why did the dog sleep so poorly?

By mistake he plugged his electric blanket into the toaster and kept popping out of bed all night!