Blanket Jokes

What does a blanket say to the other after a game of chess?

Well plaid.

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What did the cocaine addict say to his drug of choice?

I'm kinda busy, I won't be able to stay any longer, smell ya later" PS: the addict died that day from severe delusions that his coke was talking blanket, lot of coke....

What did the pastor say when his blanket rose up from his bed?

Holy Sheet!

What's the worst gift to give to an anti-vaxxer?

Blankets.

What did the blanket say to the bed?

Don't worry, I've got you covered.

What did the blanket say when he fell off the bed?

Aw sheet! One of my favorite, cheesiest jokes of all time. Thought it would be a good first post to Reddit!

What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed?

Oh sheeeeeettttt!

How do you make antifreeze?

Take away her blanket!

How did the dog make anti-freeze?

He stole her blanket.

What do you call a special needs sheep that got turned into a blanket?

A down comforter.

What did the blanket say as it fell of the bed?

Sheet

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I'm kinda busy, I won't be able to stay any longer, smell ya later" PS: the addict died that day from severe delusions that his coke was talking blanket, lot of coke....

What type of stories do cocaine addicts write?

Snort stories

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Why was the CEO of Pepsi fired?

They caught him with an ounce of coke in his system.

What did the cocaine addict say to his drug of choice?

I'm kinda busy, I won't be able to stay any longer, smell ya later" PS: the addict died that day from severe delusions that his coke was talking blanket, lot of coke....