What did the pastor say when his blanket rose up from his bed?

Holy Sheet!

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Why did the bed spread?

Because it saw the pillow slip.

How can you shorten a bed?

Don't sleep long in it.

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Why did the bad demon burn after finding the length it took to rise diagonally from hell?

Cos' sin tans

What did the Catholic baker say after baking the Easter Eucharist?

He is risen.

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What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed?

Oh sheeeeeettttt!

What did the blanket say as it fell of the bed?

Sheet

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What do they call pastors in Germany?

A. German Shepherds.

What did the pastor say when informing two fruits that they couldn't marry?

No, you cantaloupe.

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What did the Pope say when he first saw the Shroud of Turin?

Holy Sheet!

What did the pastor say when his blanket rose up from his bed?

Holy Sheet!