March Madness Sale - 25% Off

What did the pastor say when his blanket rose up from his bed?

Holy Sheet!

Previous Random Joke Next
Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

What does a psychologist wear to bed?

A Freudian slip.

Why did the dog sleep so poorly?

By mistake he plugged his electric blanket into the toaster and kept popping out of bed all night!

Rise Jokes More Rise Jokes

What did the rising sun say to the morning dew?

You will be mist.

What happened to the Guns 'n Roses tour bus when it got a flat tire and had to be jacked up?

Its axle rose.

Blanket Jokes More Blanket Jokes

What did the blanket say when he fell off the bed?

Aw sheet! One of my favorite, cheesiest jokes of all time. Thought it would be a good first post to Reddit!

What did the pastor say when his blanket rose up from his bed?

Holy Sheet!

Pastor Jokes More Pastor Jokes

What do they call pastors in Germany?

A. German Shepherds.

When two bears asked a pastor to marry them in the forest, what did he say?

Hold on, let me get my bear rings.

Holy Sheet Jokes More Holy Sheet Jokes

What did the Pope say when he first saw the Shroud of Turin?

Holy Sheet!

What did the pastor say when his blanket rose up from his bed?

Holy Sheet!