What did the pastor say when his blanke...

Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

What animals do you bring to bed?

Your calves.

What does a psychologist wear to bed?

A Freudian slip.

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What happened to the Guns 'n Roses tour bus when it got a flat tire and had to be jacked up?

Its axle rose.

What saying is discouraged in both the USA and North Korea?

The South Will Rise Again

Blanket Jokes More Blanket Jokes

What did the blanket say to the bed?

Don't worry, I've got you covered.

What did the cocaine addict say to his drug of choice?

I'm kinda busy, I won't be able to stay any longer, smell ya later" PS: the addict died that day from severe delusions that his coke was talking blanket, lot of coke....

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What did the pastor say when his blanket rose up from his bed?

Holy Sheet!

What did the pastor say when informing two fruits that they couldn't marry?

No, you cantaloupe.

Holy Sheet Jokes More Holy Sheet Jokes

What did the Pope say when he first saw the Shroud of Turin?

Holy Sheet!

What did the pastor say when his blanket rose up from his bed?

Holy Sheet!