What did the pastor say when his blanket rose up from his bed?

Holy Sheet!

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How long does Charlie Sheen last in bed?

Two and a half minutes.

What's red like a strawberry, hard like beef jerky, smells like vinegar, and is found under your bed?

Me neither. Help.

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Because she wants to rise and shine.

What do you say to a black man in a suit?

Will the defendant please rise.

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What did the pastor say when his blanket rose up from his bed?

Holy Sheet!

How did the dog make anti-freeze?

He stole her blanket.

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What did the pastor say when his blanket rose up from his bed?

Holy Sheet!

Why did the macaroni cross the street with a Bible?

Because it's a pastor)

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What did the Pope say when he first saw the Shroud of Turin?

Holy Sheet!

What did the pastor say when his blanket rose up from his bed?

Holy Sheet!