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What did the pastor say when his blanket rose up from his bed?

Holy Sheet!

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Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

What did the silly boy take his bicycle to bed with him?

Because he didn't want to walk in his sleep.

Why are woman's feet always so cold in bed?

Because they have no soles. Joke my fiancee just said to me.

Rise Jokes More Rise Jokes

What happens when Batman sees Catwoman naked?

The Dark Knight Rises.

What makes a Mexican saddest about the rise of ebooks?

The closing of the Borders.

Blanket Jokes More Blanket Jokes

What does a blanket say to the other after a game of chess?

Well plaid.

What's the worst gift to give to an anti-vaxxer?

Blankets.

Pastor Jokes More Pastor Jokes

What did the pastor say when informing two fruits that they couldn't marry?

No, you cantaloupe.

When two bears asked a pastor to marry them in the forest, what did he say?

Hold on, let me get my bear rings.

Holy Sheet Jokes More Holy Sheet Jokes

What did the pastor say when his blanket rose up from his bed?

Holy Sheet!

What did the Pope say when he first saw the Shroud of Turin?

Holy Sheet!