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What do you say to a black man in a suit?

Will the defendant please rise.

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Why did the black man walk backwards?

I have no idea, Your Honor, but he was coming right at me and I felt my life was at risk.

How do you call a black man in space?

NASA first called it Albert

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What do you call a gypsy in a suit?

The defendant

What do you call a scouser in a suit?

The defendant.

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What did the defendant say when he saw his picture hung up in the courtroom?

I've been framed.

What did the judge say when the defendant cause a ruckus in vegetable court?

Bay leaf get him out if here!

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What do you call a rising poll?

Upvote

Why did balloon prices keep rising?

Because they had to adjust for inflation.