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What do you say to a black man in a suit?

Will the defendant please rise.

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Black Man Jokes More Black Man Jokes

What did the black man say to the white kid?

Put the gun down!

What's the difference between a black man and a white man in the US?

A white man makes it to prison.

Suit Jokes More Suit Jokes

How many bassoonists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one but they'll insist on going through about 5 bulbs before they find one that suits this particular room and situation.

What kind of suit does a lawyer like best?

The Spanish Inquisition.

Defendant Jokes More Defendant Jokes

How do you find the defendant?

Jury Foreman: Well...I guess I just look right at him. Why -- isn't that how you do it

How do you plead?

Defendant: Not quilty.

Rise Jokes More Rise Jokes

How does an Australian shave?

Rise up lights

What happened to the Guns 'n Roses tour bus when it got a flat tire and had to be jacked up?

Its axle rose.