What do you say to a black man in a suit?

Will the defendant please rise.

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Why are there many black people hanging around my family tree?

Because im a black man you racist

What did the racist surfer say when asked about hanging a black man?

Hang ten dude!!

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What is Superman when he removes his suit?

Man.

What do you call a scouser in a suit?

The defendant.

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How do you find the defendant?

Jury Foreman: Well...I guess I just look right at him. Why -- isn't that how you do it

What did the judge say when the defendant cause a ruckus in vegetable court?

Bay leaf get him out if here!

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How does an Australian shave?

Rise up lights

What do Australian emos use to cut their wrists?

Rise up lights