What do you say to a black man in a suit?

Will the defendant please rise.

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What can an elevator do that a black man can't?

Raise a family.

Why do black men weep when they make love to white women?

Mace.

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What is the difference between a man and a dog?

A man wears a suit and the dog, pants.

How can you get four suits for under $2.00?

Buy a deck of cards.

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What do you call a drummer in a three piece suit?

The defendant.

What did the defendant say when he saw his picture hung up in the courtroom?

I've been framed.

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What happens when the smog rises in Los Angeles...?

UCLA.

Why is the demand for potato chips rising in China?

They need clean air.