Dear Sir/Ma'am, We are cutting your internet connection due to the following reasons:
Muslim, because they go to a mosque...ito. Sorry.
After you throw a load in a washing machine it doesn't follow you around.
Arrrrr?" Nope... you'd think so, but it'd be the "C."
Ya'll think it's the Arrr but it be the Ceeee
Because the government cuts corners.
My erection.
