What do you call a government official that can't leave an airport because of a blizzard?

Edward Snowed In

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What'd Gandhi say when his friend told him to leave the protest?

Na 'ma ste

Who's there! Arbus! Arbus who?

Arbus leaves in 5 minutes

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What do you call a hacker who stays home when it snows outside?

Edward Snowed-in!

What do you call a government official that can't leave an airport because of a blizzard?

Edward Snowed In

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Why couldn't the NSA whistleblower leave Moscow?

He got snowed in.

Why didn't the NSA agent cross the road?

He was snowed in.

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What do you call a government official that can't leave an airport because of a blizzard?

Edward Snowed In

Why are gifts in airports so expensive?

God's punishing you for waiting until the flight home to buy your wife a gift.

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What is Blizzard going to call StarCraft 5?

SCV.

Why do you call the US government when a blizzard of secret information gets released?

They're snowed-en!

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Why can't Edward leave Russia?

He's Snowden.

Why was Edward stuck at the Russian airport?

Because he was Snowden.