What do you call an NSA whistle-blower ...

What would happen if Russia ran out of vodka?

Well, my dear reddit, in nature there is law of conservation of matter. Therefore, if the vodka disappeared somewhere, it would appear somewhere else. And then there would be Russia.

What did the whistleblower say after the blizzard in Russia?

I'm Snowden!

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What did the NSA say to Russia after the blizzard?

We're Snowden!

Why didn't the NSA agent cross the road?

He was snowed in.

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Why don't women wear dresses in the winter?

They could get chapped lips!

How do you find Will Smith in winter?

You follow the Fresh Prince

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What do you call an NSA whistle-blower spending the winter in Russia?

Edward Snowed-in

What do you call a hacker who stays home when it snows outside?

Edward Snowed-in!

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What do you call an NSA whistle-blower spending the winter in Russia?

Edward Snowed-in

Why couldnt the NSA whistle blower leave Russia?

He was snowed in

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What do you call an NSA whistle-blower spending the winter in Russia?

Edward Snowed-in

What do you get when you cross a whistle with a blizzard?

Edward Snowed-in

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How do you make a small fortune in the movie industry?

You spend a large fortune

What's the different between a wife and a smoke detector?

One, you can turn off without even trying. The other, you spend all day waving a dish cloth at.