What do you call an NSA whistle-blower spending the winter in Russia?

Edward Snowed-in

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Why is NATO afraid of Russia?

Cause Russia's been Putin them on notice. Just thought of this.

Why are they using two ply toilet paper in Russia?

Because authorities want a carbon copy of all matters.

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Why didn't the NSA request AT&ampT's phone records?

Because they can't monitor all those dropped calls!

What do you do if you lose all the information on your computer?

Ask the NSA for a backup.

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Why do some birds fly south for the winter?

Its to far to walk.

What stopped winter from coming?

Winterfell and it can't get up.

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What do you call a hacker who stays home when it snows outside?

Edward Snowed-in!

What do you call an NSA whistle-blower spending the winter in Russia?

Edward Snowed-in

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Why couldnt the NSA whistle blower leave Russia?

He was snowed in

What do you call an NSA whistle-blower spending the winter in Russia?

Edward Snowed-in

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What do you get when you cross a whistle with a blizzard?

Edward Snowed-in

What do you call a hacker who stays home when it snows outside?

Edward Snowed-in!

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Why does it take a pirate so long to finish saying the alphabet?

Because they spend years at sea.

What costs you more the less you spend on it?

A divorce lawyer.