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What do you call an NSA whistle-blower spending the winter in Russia?

Edward Snowed-in

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Why did Edward miss his flight out of Russia?

Because he was Snowden.

Why are cars in Russia so slow?

Because they are always stalin.

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Why didn't the NSA request AT&ampT's phone records?

Because they can't monitor all those dropped calls!

Why couldnt the NSA whistle blower leave Russia?

He was snowed in

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Why don't women wear skirts during winter?

They'll get chapped lips!

What do you call a 3 legged cow named Summer in the winter?

Summer...Her name's summer.

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What do you get when you cross a whistle with a blizzard?

Edward Snowed-in

Why couldn't the NSA whistleblower's plane leave Washington DC?

He was Edward Snowed-In.

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Why couldnt the NSA whistle blower leave Russia?

He was snowed in

What do you call an NSA whistle-blower spending the winter in Russia?

Edward Snowed-in

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What do you call a government official that can't leave an airport because of a blizzard?

Edward Snowed In

What do you get when you cross a whistle with a blizzard?

Edward Snowed-in

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What do you call a super kind man who spends too much time on the beach?

A tangent

What's the difference between a PC gamer and a console player?

One spends 400 dollars on a console that will play games for years, the other pays 400 dollars for a graphics card that will be outdated in a week