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What do you call an NSA whistle-blower spending the winter in Russia?

Edward Snowed-in

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What does it take to be a president of Russia?

Be a Viktor, then you are Devinitely In

How is Alaska in the NE?

They can see Russia.

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Why couldn't the NSA go outside?

They were Snowden.

Why couldn't the NSA whistleblower leave Russia?

He was snowed in.

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Why don't girls where skirts in the winter?

So they don't get chapped lips.

Why don't women like to wear dresses in the winter?

Chapped lips

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What do you call an NSA whistle-blower spending the winter in Russia?

Edward Snowed-in

Why couldn't the NSA whistleblower's plane leave Washington DC?

He was Edward Snowed-In.

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What do you call an NSA whistle-blower spending the winter in Russia?

Edward Snowed-in

Why couldnt the NSA whistle blower leave Russia?

He was snowed in

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What do you call a hacker who stays home when it snows outside?

Edward Snowed-in!

What do you call an NSA whistle-blower spending the winter in Russia?

Edward Snowed-in

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What did Santa Clause say when he came down Lindsay Lohan's chimney and found her spending Christmas Eve with her pals Miley Cyrus and Paris Hilton?

Ho, ho, ho!

Why do goalkeepers spend ages on the Internet?

Because they can't stop saving their work.