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What'd Gandhi say when his friend told him to leave the protest?

Na 'ma ste

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Why do bagpipers leave their cases on their dashboards?

A. So they can park in handicapped zones.

What's the difference between a waitress and your mom?

A waitress leaves me alone after I give her the tip.

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What's the best way to make friends?

Tell a woman you love her and she says "i think we're just friends..."

Why'd it take Little Red Riding Hood so long to figure out it wasnt her grandma?

I can tell after like 2 questions if its a wolf or my nana

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What's your costume?

Me: I'm dressed as "A total disappointment" Friend: But you always wear that Me: Yeah.

What do you call a dog with a lot of friends?

Pawpular!

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Why do you always see beggars at protests?

They're always looking for some sort of change!

Why did the film critic protest the new children's cemetery?

He's not a fan of juvenile plots.

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Why did Gandhi lose the race?

I guess he got his fasts mixed up.

What do Jesus, Gandhi and Mel Gibson all have in common?

They all had a brave-heart.

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What do The Police do to catch criminals easily?

Sting operation, of course!

Which wrestler has the finisher that stings the most?

Stone Cold Steve Irwin.