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What'd Gandhi say when his friend told him to leave the protest?

Na 'ma ste

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Play the national anthem. They'll all sit down

What'd Gandhi say when his friend told him to leave the protest?

Na 'ma ste

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Nah, mastay

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What'd Gandhi say when his friend told him to leave the protest?

Na 'ma ste

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Their GPA drops