What'd Gandhi say when his friend told him to leave the protest?

Na 'ma ste

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What's the worst thing you can do to a blind man?

Leave the plunger in the toilet

What begins with an "s", ends with a "x" and leaves a guy blown away?

Semtex.

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Why shouldn't you tell a pirate your secrets?

They ain't private ears. (I don't care if a six year old came to this first thirty years ago, it just came to me.)

How can you tell, with 100% certainty, that no intelligent alien life exists that we know of?

Because if it did, we'd have sent foreign aid by now.

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What did the Gorilla say to his friend when he called him back on the phone?

You-Rang-a-Tang

What did she say about me?

Friend: She said you ask too many questions Me: She said that Too many questions Really Me...What else

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How many leftists does it take to change a lightbulb?

8,000 to protest against the broken lightbulb but 0 to realize it won't change anything.

What do you call ten thousand pastors setting themselves on fire in protest of marriage equality?

A good start.

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What do Jesus, Gandhi and Mel Gibson all have in common?

They all had a brave-heart.

Why doesn't India celebrate Halloween?

No Gandhi

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What did the allergic say after getting stung by a bee?

Life's a bee-itch and then you die.

Why did the jellyfish's wife leave him?

He stung her into action.