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What'd Gandhi say when his friend told him to leave the protest?

Na 'ma ste

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What do you say when you leave the UAE?

Dubai-bye!

Why didn't blacks in 1850 give high-fives?

Because everyone always left them hanging!

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How to do fit ten popes in a vw bug?

Tell them to take off their hats

What did a bad teacher tell their wisecracking student?

Don't get smart with me.

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What shoes are hard to wear?

Dark Soles Terrible gaming pun. My friend posted this on FB, thought I would share.

How do old people check up to see how their friends are doing?

They look in the obituary

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What'd Gandhi say when his friend told him to leave the protest?

Na 'ma ste

How do you stop the protests in Charlotte?

Sing the nation anthem they will sit down

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What do Jesus, Gandhi and Mel Gibson all have in common?

They all had a brave-heart.

What'd Gandhi say when his friend told him to leave the protest?

Na 'ma ste

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Why did the jellyfish's wife leave him?

He stung her into action.

Which wrestler has the finisher that stings the most?

Stone Cold Steve Irwin.