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What'd Gandhi say when his friend told him to leave the protest?

Na 'ma ste

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What did the mother Buffalo say when her boy left for college?

BYE-SON!

What do you call a government official that can't leave an airport because of a blizzard?

Edward Snowed In

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How do you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber?

Ask them to say the word, "unionized".

What did the mama pig say when junior pig bought a basket of wormy apples?

Don't tell the farmer. He might charge us extra.

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Why did one friend not get any?

He didn't get his fair share: one over eight.

What do you call your friend Splee at a soiree?

A PARTY SPLUNGE!

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What do laws and virgins have in common?

They're both there to be violated. (The sad part is that a Portuguese Taxi Driver actually said that seriously in a protest against Uber)

What a crazy weekend! Me: *takes a knee* CW: What are you doing?

M: Protesting this conversation.

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What'd Gandhi say when his friend told him to leave the protest?

Na 'ma ste

Why did Gandhi lose the race?

I guess he got his fasts mixed up.

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What happens if an Asian gets stung by a bee?

Their GPA drops

What does a bee say before it stings you?

This is going to hurt me a lot more than it hurts you!