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Why was Timothy, the British astronaut, selected to go to the ISS?

He was in Peake condition.

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What drove the British mystery fan insane?

He lost his Marples.

What is the difference between British and American schoolchildren?

British schoolchildren survive hide-and-seek.

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Why was Timothy, the British astronaut, selected to go to the ISS?

He was in Peake condition.

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What did Bernie Sanders say when he found a dead body at a Democratic Party meeting to select candidates and decide policy?

Oh god, a caucus!" cuz he has a new england accent

How do the Chinese select their baby names?

They chuck a tin can down the stairs Ping Wong ching Pang

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Why was Timothy, the British astronaut, selected to go to the ISS?

He was in Peake condition.

What is the third child's name?

Timothy.