March Madness Sale - 25% Off

Why was Timothy, the British astronaut, selected to go to the ISS?

He was in Peake condition.

Previous Random Joke Next

British Jokes More British Jokes

How do Jamaicans pronounce bacon?

The same way British people pronounce beer can.

What's a Korean's favourite take on a traditional British meal?

German Shepherd pie.

Iss Jokes More Iss Jokes

Why was Timothy, the British astronaut, selected to go to the ISS?

He was in Peake condition.

Select Jokes More Select Jokes

What did Bernie Sanders say when he found a dead body at a Democratic Party meeting to select candidates and decide policy?

Oh god, a caucus!" cuz he has a new england accent

Why make us select "cook" at all?

Does my appliance have a calculator function or something Sincerely, Everyone

Timothy Jokes More Timothy Jokes

What is the third child's name?

Timothy.

Why was Timothy, the British astronaut, selected to go to the ISS?

He was in Peake condition.