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Why was Timothy, the British astronaut, selected to go to the ISS?

He was in Peake condition.

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What did Mrs Revere say when Paul got on a gorilla to warn the farmers that the British were coming?

Paul stop monkeying around!

What's the difference between British crisps and foreign crisps?

One are Walkers and the others just Lays around.

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Why was Timothy, the British astronaut, selected to go to the ISS?

He was in Peake condition.

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How do the Chinese select their baby names?

They chuck a tin can down the stairs Ping Wong ching Pang

Why make us select "cook" at all?

Does my appliance have a calculator function or something Sincerely, Everyone

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Why was Timothy, the British astronaut, selected to go to the ISS?

He was in Peake condition.

What is the third child's name?

Timothy.