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What were the favorite Linux text editors of 8 randomly selected Monty Python fans?

Vim, vim, vim, vim, vim, vim, emacs, and vim.

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Everyday Deserves a Joke

How do the Chinese select their baby names?

They chuck a tin can down the stairs Ping Wong ching Pang

Why was Timothy, the British astronaut, selected to go to the ISS?

He was in Peake condition.

What did Bernie Sanders say when he found a dead body at a Democratic Party meeting to select candidates and decide policy?

Oh god, a caucus!" cuz he has a new england accent