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What did Bernie Sanders say when he found a dead body at a Democratic Party meeting to select candidates and decide policy?

Oh god, a caucus!" cuz he has a new england accent

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How can you find out the gender of an ant?

Throw it in the water. If it sinks, it's a girl ant. If it floats, it's buoyant

How many Super Sayains does it take to change a light bulb?

Find out next time on Dragon Ball Z!

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Why did the acronym buff decide to go join the etymologists instead?

He heard they had PIE.

Why did the melons decide to have a wedding?

Because they cantaloupe.

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What's Alderaan's main export?

Dead bodies.

What do you call a person who sleeps next to dead bodies at night?

Morgue Attendant

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What do the NBA and the presidential election have in common?

There's only two candidates, and nobody wants either of them to win!

What did Bernie Sanders say when he found a dead body at a Democratic Party meeting to select candidates and decide policy?

Oh god, a caucus!" cuz he has a new england accent

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Why did Bernie Sanders cross the road?

He didn't, he was distributed evenly on both sides. Bernie supporters, please don't downvote me to hell, it's just a joke

How do you know Bernie Sanders got elected?

All your stuff has been donated to charity

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What did Nicolas Cage say when his daughters grades came through?

Oh God, not the B's!

What did one coconut say to the other?

Oh my god a talking coconut!

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What's the policy at French morgues?

Baguette and tag it.

How much is the policy for a white supremacist?

3k.

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What were the favorite Linux text editors of 8 randomly selected Monty Python fans?

Vim, vim, vim, vim, vim, vim, emacs, and vim.

Why make us select "cook" at all?

Does my appliance have a calculator function or something Sincerely, Everyone

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What did Bernie Sanders say when he found a dead body at a Democratic Party meeting to select candidates and decide policy?

Oh god, a caucus!" cuz he has a new england accent