Oh god, a caucus!" cuz he has a new england accent
A barbie queue (BBQ)! Also, I made a quick sketch on my iPad. I found the genesis to this joke as a text note in my Evernote this morning, after what seemed like a night of free flow beers. Feel free to downvote me to oblivion.
Because he put in a little extra clovertime.
Well my dad says the world is changing every day. So I decided to wait until it settles down!
They realized with a family like theirs, they really Cantaloupe.
Atrophy
One composes, the other decomposes...
Because supporters of other candidates are out working or voting.
There's only two candidates, and nobody wants either of them to win!
Progressive
To avoid debating Bernie Sanders
Oh God, not the B's!
Oh my god a talking coconut!
Baguette and tag it.
Vim, vim, vim, vim, vim, vim, emacs, and vim.
