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What is Bernie Sanders' LEAST favorite band?

SWV (sisters with voices)

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Sister Jokes More Sister Jokes

What did the Mexican princess ask her sister?

Tijuana build a snowman

What do rednecks say after they broke up?

We can still be brother and sister.

Voice Jokes More Voice Jokes

What do you call a pig that losses its voice?

Disgruntled

Who's been screwing my wife?

A voice from the back of the bar shouts back, "You don't have enough ammo, mate!"

Bernie Sanders Jokes More Bernie Sanders Jokes

What's the difference between Bernie Sanders and a coconut?

Coconuts have hair

What do you call a capitalist Bernie Sanders?

Earning Sanders.