Voice Jokes

What's the difference between a Native American and a white baby?

A voice.

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Why didn't Mark Hamill go crazy while voice acting as the Joker?

Because he overcame the dark side

Why does everyone agree when you judge someone's voice?

Because you make sound judgement.

What is Bernie Sanders' LEAST favorite band?

SWV (sisters with voices)

What do you call a pig that losses its voice?

Disgruntled

Why did the man quit his job at the helium gas factory?

He didn't like being spoken to in that voice

What happened when the owl lost his voice?

He didn't give a hoot!

What do you call your GPS if it has the voice of Terry Crews?

Crews Control.

Why is your voice gone?

Are you ok Me:*thinks back to me belting out Ariana Grande's "Dangerous Woman"* I'm ok...allergies are bad.

Who's been screwing my wife?

A voice from the back of the bar shouts back, "You don't have enough ammo, mate!"

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Dark Jokes More Dark Jokes

How does Darth Vader like his toast?

On the dark side.

How many Hillary supporters does it take to change a light bulb?

None. cmon, they'd much rather be kept in the dark.

Yanosh Voice Jokes More Yanosh Voice Jokes

How many Carpathians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know, Vigo and see. (best read in Yanosh's voice)

How many Carpathians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know, Vigo and see. (best read in Yanosh's voice)

Start Jokes More Start Jokes

What is dark and hairy on the outside, soft and moist on the inside, starts with a C, ends with a T, and has a U and an N in it?

A coconut

What do you call a computer that says hello to you when you start it up?

A Dell.

Yanosh Jokes More Yanosh Jokes

How many Carpathians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know, Vigo and see. (best read in Yanosh's voice)

How many Carpathians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know, Vigo and see. (best read in Yanosh's voice)

Computer Jokes More Computer Jokes

What did the Amish IT guy say about the computer?

It was a bit buggy.

Why did little Jimmy break open his computer?

It said that it had 20 cookies in it.

Losse Jokes More Losse Jokes

What losses its head in the morning and gets it back in the evening?

A pillow

What do you call a pig that losses its voice?

Disgruntled

Pirate Favorite Letter Jokes More Pirate Favorite Letter Jokes

Whats a pirate's favorite letter?

You'd think it would be R but its actually the c!" Aye matey

What are a pirate's least favorite letters?

D, M, C, and A.

Read Jokes More Read Jokes

What do cats read in the morning?

Mewspapers!

What kind of newspaper do cows read?

The Moo York Times