Voice Jokes

Why didn't Mark Hamill go crazy while voice acting as the Joker?

Because he overcame the dark side

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Why does everyone agree when you judge someone's voice?

Because you make sound judgement.

What do you call a pig that losses its voice?

Disgruntled

Why did the man quit his job at the helium gas factory?

He didn't like being spoken to in that voice.

What happened when the owl lost his voice?

He didn't give a hoot!

What do you call your GPS if it has the voice of Terry Crews?

Crews Control.

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Computer Jokes More Computer Jokes

What operating system does Varys have on his computer?

Unix

How do you tell if a black mans been on your computer?

It's not there.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Why couldn't the woman buy a bakery shop?

She couldn't raise enough dough.

What do women and hand grenades have in common?

When you pull the ring off, your house goes away

Pig Jokes More Pig Jokes

Why was the pig unhappy in the Minors?

Because he wants to play in the Pig Leagues.

What do you call a pig with the flu?

A swine swine.

Yanosh Voice Jokes More Yanosh Voice Jokes

How many Carpathians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know, Vigo and see. (best read in Yanosh's voice)

How many Carpathians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know, Vigo and see. (best read in Yanosh's voice)

Break Jokes More Break Jokes

How did the blonde break her leg playing hockey with the Toronto Maple Leafs?

She fell out of the tree.

Who's there! Alistair! Alistair who?

Alistairs in this house are broken!

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a saxophone and a chainsaw?

You can tune a chainsaw.

What's the difference between Limburger cheese and my friend Ted?

One is white and stinks, and the other is cheese. (As told to me by the UPS guy)

Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many NorCal kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Hella

How many babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know... I broke the lightbulb after I threw the first one.

Vigo Jokes More Vigo Jokes

How many Carpathians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know, Vigo and see. (best read in Yanosh's voice)

How many Carpathians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know, Vigo and see. (best read in Yanosh's voice)