Voice Jokes

What's the difference between a Native American and a white baby?

A voice.

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Why didn't Mark Hamill go crazy while voice acting as the Joker?

Because he overcame the dark side

Why does everyone agree when you judge someone's voice?

Because you make sound judgement.

What is Bernie Sanders' LEAST favorite band?

SWV (sisters with voices)

What do you call a pig that losses its voice?

Disgruntled

Why did the man quit his job at the helium gas factory?

He didn't like being spoken to in that voice

What happened when the owl lost his voice?

He didn't give a hoot!

What do you call your GPS if it has the voice of Terry Crews?

Crews Control.

Why is your voice gone?

Are you ok Me:*thinks back to me belting out Ariana Grande's "Dangerous Woman"* I'm ok...allergies are bad.

Who's been screwing my wife?

A voice from the back of the bar shouts back, "You don't have enough ammo, mate!"

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What did the cell say to his sister when she stepped on his foot?

Ow, mitosis!

What did the Mexican princess ask her sister?

Tijuana build a snowman

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

What is something that basically stops when you stare at it, but flys by when you dont?

There are two answere: Time and Boo (from Mario games). Just made this joke up what do you guys think

Why couldn't the physicist understand how boats work?

He thought nothing could possibly travel faster than sea.

Pig Jokes More Pig Jokes

Why is your dad chasing those pigs through the garden?

We're raising mashed potatoes.

Why do pigs love Halloween?

There's lots of hogsgobblin.

Batman Jokes More Batman Jokes

What is Batman's favorite thing to do with his money?

Make it Wayne.

What does Batman ask when he enters a butcher shop?

Gotham?

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What do you call a wife that knows where her husband is at all time?

A widow

How do you know the Alphabet is celebrating Christmas?

When there is no "L" ("Noel")

Mark Hamill Jokes More Mark Hamill Jokes

What was Mark Hamill's reaction when he finished reading The Force Awakens script?

Speechless

Why didn't Mark Hamill go crazy while voice acting as the Joker?

Because he overcame the dark side

Carpathian Jokes More Carpathian Jokes

How many Carpathians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know, Vigo and see. (best read in Yanosh's voice)

How many Carpathians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know, Vigo and see. (best read in Yanosh's voice)

Native American Jokes More Native American Jokes

Who is second in command in the kitchen at a Native American owned restaurant?

The Sioux chef

How do you say Thanksgiving in Native American?

Last Supper