Voice Jokes

Why didn't Mark Hamill go crazy while voice acting as the Joker?

Because he overcame the dark side

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Why does everyone agree when you judge someone's voice?

Because you make sound judgement.

What do you call a pig that losses its voice?

Disgruntled

Why did the man quit his job at the helium gas factory?

He didn't like being spoken to in that voice.

What happened when the owl lost his voice?

He didn't give a hoot!

What do you call your GPS if it has the voice of Terry Crews?

Crews Control.

Why is your voice gone?

Are you ok Me:*thinks back to me belting out Ariana Grande's "Dangerous Woman"* I'm ok...allergies are bad.

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Read Jokes More Read Jokes

What do you call a family of redheads?

Gingerbread. Edit: This is more of an out-loud joke. So, maybe it'll help if it read: "Ginger-bred" instead.

What kind of newspaper do cows read?

The Moo York Times

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

What do you need to have to do the dishes when you don't want to?

Dishcipline This is literally a joke I told in a dream and I remembered it when waking up.

What did the triangle need to do before he could get a loan?

He needed somebody to cosine.

High Voice Jokes More High Voice Jokes

Who has large antlers a high voice and wears white gloves?

Mickey Moose!

Whiskey Jokes More Whiskey Jokes

What about the two old ladies who brought a bottle of whiskey to the baseball game?

At the bottom of the fifth the bags were loaded.

Which whiskey should you buy if you want to dance all night?

Wild Twerky!

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Why the patriots deflated 11 balls out of 12?

Because they knew the "12" will be deflated during/after Superbowl.

Where does Iron Man live?

Iron know.

Pirate Favorite Letter Jokes More Pirate Favorite Letter Jokes

What is a pirate's favorite letter?

Is it "R"?) NAAAAAY!!! 'Tis the C

What are a pirate's least favorite letters?

D, M, C, and A.

Yanosh Voice Jokes More Yanosh Voice Jokes

How many Carpathians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know, Vigo and see. (best read in Yanosh's voice)

How many Carpathians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know, Vigo and see. (best read in Yanosh's voice)

Act Jokes More Act Jokes

What do you call it when a person acts holy for a night then sins every day after?

A one night stand with Jesus

What's the difference between a politician and an actor?

One acts solely for money, the other is the actor.