Why the patriots deflated 11 balls out of 12?

Because they knew the "12" will be deflated during/after Superbowl.

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Because he only had 12 followers.

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I'm just here so I won't get find.

Why the patriots deflated 11 balls out of 12?

Because they knew the "12" will be deflated during/after Superbowl.

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The Patriots

Why the patriots deflated 11 balls out of 12?

Because they knew the "12" will be deflated during/after Superbowl.