March Madness Sale - 25% Off

Why the patriots deflated 11 balls out of 12?

Because they knew the "12" will be deflated during/after Superbowl.

Previous Random Joke Next
Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do you know you are dating a women, not a girl?

A girl has no name.

How do you know whether or not a redditor is Australian?

They'll tell you.

12 Jokes More 12 Jokes

What do you get when you line up 12 girls from Kentucky?

A full set of teeth.

Why did Jared lose so much weight?

He always went for the 6 instead of the 12

11 Jokes More 11 Jokes

What does it sounds like when a Japanese Homer Simpson forgets how to count to 11?

Nin, ten, "....I'll leave now.

What was the end scored?

Player: "1:1"

Deflate Jokes More Deflate Jokes

Why is your blow up doll half deflated?

She was getting a little heavy..

What's the difference between Tom Brady and Ben Roethlisberger?

Tom wants his balls illegally deflated on the field and Ben wants that off the field.

Superbowl Jokes More Superbowl Jokes

What does a Bills fan do when they win the superbowl?

He turns off his xbox.

What do Philadelphia Eagles fans do after they win the superbowl?

Turn of madden and go to bed. (I'm an eagles fan)

Patriot Jokes More Patriot Jokes

Why the patriots deflated 11 balls out of 12?

Because they knew the "12" will be deflated during/after Superbowl.

What do the Patriots and Lance Armstrong have in common?

They only have one good ball.