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What was the end scored?

Player: "1:1"

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When do you know that your career has gone south?

When you end up moving to South Korea, of course!

What begins with S, ends with X and will change your life?

Smallpox

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What was the end scored?

Player: "1:1"

Why is the monsters' football pitch wet?

Because the players keep dribbling on it.

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What's the difference between Tim Howard and Jesus?

Jesus had 11 guys he could depend on.

What does it sounds like when a Japanese Homer Simpson forgets how to count to 11?

Nin, ten, "....I'll leave now.

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What did the bumble bee striker say?

Hive scored!

How many goals did Germany score?

A brazillian