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What is the most-ignored rule in a convent?

Lights out at nine, candles out at ten.

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Light Jokes More Light Jokes

What's the deal with lampshades?

If your gonna turn on a light... Why shade it.

How many Biebers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. There are no light bulbs in the closet. Another one: Why is Justin Bieber so pale Because there's no light inside the closet

Candle Jokes More Candle Jokes

What did the candle say when it couldn't sleep due to his own candlelight?

There ain't no rest for the wicked

What did Russians use for light before candles?

Light bulbs

Ignore Jokes More Ignore Jokes

How many anti-social teens does it take to ignore a burned-out light bulb?

None of your business!

What do you call a 2 legged dog who always ignore your calls?

Your ex!

Convent Jokes More Convent Jokes

What is the most-ignored rule in a convent?

Lights out at nine, candles out at ten.

Why did the two most senior nuns in the convent break up a German terror plot to steal millions in bearer bonds?

Old habits die hard