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What is the most-ignored rule in a convent?

Lights out at nine, candles out at ten.

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How does a blonde turn on the light after making love?

Opens the car door.

What's Alex's (from 'A Clockwork Orange') preferred type of light?

Ultraviolent

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What did soviet russians use for lighting before they started using candles?

Electricity.

What did socialists use before candles?

Electricity

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How many anti-social teens does it take to ignore a burned-out light bulb?

None of your business!

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He was blowing off Steam

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What Do Nuns Call Air Conditioning In A Prison?

A convent!

What is the most-ignored rule in a convent?

Lights out at nine, candles out at ten.