What is the most-ignored rule in a convent?

Lights out at nine, candles out at ten.

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Light Jokes More Light Jokes

When last did you get lit?

Me: This morning. It was really sunny so I was well illuminated.

How many IT support techs does it take to change a lightbulb?

Have you tried turning the light off and back on?

Candle Jokes More Candle Jokes

Why was the candle mad at his friend?

He blew him off.

What did one candle say to the other?

Don't birthdays burn you up

Ignore Jokes More Ignore Jokes

Why did the mathematician ignore the tan lady on the beach?

He was too concerned with the tan gent.

Why do Americans just ignore the "H" in "Herb"?

Honestly, no idea!

Convent Jokes More Convent Jokes

What Do Nuns Call Air Conditioning In A Prison?

A convent!

What's the Primary Directive in a nunnery (convent)?

Lights out at nine, candles out at ten...