What is the most-ignored rule in a convent?

Lights out at nine, candles out at ten.

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What type of lights were on Noah's Ark?

You'd think it would be floodlights, but in reality it was the Israelites!

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The sound of electricity triggers their PTSD.

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What is the most-ignored rule in a convent?

Lights out at nine, candles out at ten.

What's the Primary Directive in a nunnery (convent)?

Lights out at nine, candles out at ten...