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What is the most-ignored rule in a convent?

Lights out at nine, candles out at ten.

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Light Jokes More Light Jokes

Where do naughty rays of light go?

Prism (Note: I made this joke up. Sorry if this little note refracts from the humour.)

What's the fastest thing in Bulgaria?

Light

Candle Jokes More Candle Jokes

Who thought blowing out candles on a cake was a good tradition?

Ah yes wax would go well with this cake and you know what else Child spit.

What's the difference between a dim monster and a birthday candle?

The candle is a thousand times brighter!

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What do you call a 2 legged dog who always ignore your calls?

Your ex!

Why do Americans just ignore the "H" in "Herb"?

Honestly, no idea!

Convent Jokes More Convent Jokes

What is the most-ignored rule in a convent?

Lights out at nine, candles out at ten.

Why did the two most senior nuns in the convent break up a German terror plot to steal millions in bearer bonds?

Old habits die hard