What is the most-ignored rule in a convent?

Lights out at nine, candles out at ten.

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Light Jokes More Light Jokes

How many Biebers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. There are no light bulbs in the closet. Another one: Why is Justin Bieber so pale? Because there's no light inside the closet

Why does light travel faster than sound?

Because some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

Candle Jokes More Candle Jokes

What do eskimos do when it gets cold?

They go into their igloos and sit around a candle. What do they do when it gets even colder They turn on the candle.

How do you make a candle really happy...?

Blow it out, it'll be delighted

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Which among them goes completely ignored?

The turn signals.

Why was the Polaroid fanfiction ignored by the photography community?

Because it wasn't Canon.

Convent Jokes More Convent Jokes

What Do Nuns Call Air Conditioning In A Prison?

A convent!

What's the Primary Directive in a nunnery (convent)?

Lights out at nine, candles out at ten...