What is the most-ignored rule in a convent?

Lights out at nine, candles out at ten.

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What's faster, the speed of thought or the speed of light?

Neither, it's diarrhea. Before you could think about it or even turn the lights on, you've already shat yourself.

How many stoners does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, the room is already lit.

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What did Russians used to light their houses with before candles?

Electricity.

Why did the peace-loving incandescent bulb reject the candle and choose the fluorescent lamp as role model?

The fluorescent lamp wouldn't hurt a fly.

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Why was the Polaroid fanfiction ignored by the photography community?

Because it wasn't Canon.

What is the most-ignored rule in a convent?

Lights out at nine, candles out at ten.

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What is the most-ignored rule in a convent?

Lights out at nine, candles out at ten.

What's the Primary Directive in a nunnery (convent)?

Lights out at nine, candles out at ten...