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What is the most-ignored rule in a convent?

Lights out at nine, candles out at ten.

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Light Jokes More Light Jokes

Why is it fun to play with matches?

They're lit.

Why did the wrestlers have to fight in the dark?

Their match wouldn't light.

Candle Jokes More Candle Jokes

What did the Russian people light their houses with before they started using candles?

Electricity.

Why did the boy put candles on the toilet?

He wanted to have a birthday potty!

Ignore Jokes More Ignore Jokes

Why did the angry skeptic keep ignoring official reports about the eventual release of Half-Life 3?

He was blowing off Steam

Why was that guy yelling at you?

Flashback to me ignoring the "one per customer" sign me with a mouthful of cheese samples No idea

Convent Jokes More Convent Jokes

Why did the two most senior nuns in the convent break up a German terror plot to steal millions in bearer bonds?

Old habits die hard

What Do Nuns Call Air Conditioning In A Prison?

A convent!