What's the Primary Directive in a nunnery (convent)?

Lights out at nine, candles out at ten...

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Why is the Force like duct tape?

It has a dark side, a light side, and it holds the universe together.

How many boxers does it take to change a light bulb?

One. They're used to having their lights knocked out.That joke turned dark fast. I'll see myself to my respective corner.

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What did the man say when he sat on a candle?

Fire in the hole!

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Electricity.

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Why did the two most senior nuns in the convent break up a German terror plot to steal millions in bearer bonds?

Old habits die hard

How many women does it take... to screw in a lightbulb in a convent?

Nun.