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What's the Primary Directive in a nunnery (convent)?

Lights out at nine, candles out at ten...

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What's the Primary Directive in a nunnery (convent)?

Lights out at nine, candles out at ten...

What is the most-ignored rule in a convent?

Lights out at nine, candles out at ten.