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What's the Primary Directive in a nunnery (convent)?

Lights out at nine, candles out at ten...

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What happened when fire and the wheel were invented?

People got lit and turnt.

How many boxers does it take to change a light bulb?

One. They're used to having their lights knocked out.That joke turned dark fast. I'll see myself to my respective corner.

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What does a basketball player do before he blows out his candles?

He makes a swish!

Why couldn't the candle get any sleep?

Because there's no rest for the wicked.

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What Do Nuns Call Air Conditioning In A Prison?

A convent!

What is the most-ignored rule in a convent?

Lights out at nine, candles out at ten.