What is the most-ignored rule in a convent?

Lights out at nine, candles out at ten.

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What is the difference between light and hard?

Well, you can sleep with a light on.

How many Bros does it take to change a lightbulb?

None cuz it's already lit af

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How long does it take to burn a candle down?

About a wick!

What does a basketball player do before he blows out his candles?

He makes a swish!

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What do you call a 2 legged dog who always ignore your calls?

Your ex!

What is the most-ignored rule in a convent?

Lights out at nine, candles out at ten.

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What Do Nuns Call Air Conditioning In A Prison?

A convent!

What is the most-ignored rule in a convent?

Lights out at nine, candles out at ten.