What do you call a 2 legged dog who always ignore your calls?

Your ex!

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What's 1+1?

2

How do you tell 2 Scotsmen apart?

You lift their kilts, and whichever one of them has a Quarter Pounder is a McDonald!

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What do you call some who's too pooped to Pope?

Ex-Benedict

Why did Arnold show up at the rodent infested house?

Because he is an ex-Terminator.

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Which among them goes completely ignored?

The turn signals.

What is the most-ignored rule in a convent?

Lights out at nine, candles out at ten.

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How do fish make calls?

On a shellphone! My 7 year old self was very proud of coming up with this one....

How many calls do I get?

Cop: one me: What do you think is more likely a lawyer delivering pizza or a dominos providing legal counsel