What do you call a 2 legged dog who always ignore your calls?

Your ex!

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How many homeless guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Only 2, but I have no idea how you're gonna fit both of them inside a lightbulb.

Why do chicken coops have 2 doors?

Because if they had 4 doors they would be called chicken sedans!

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How to break up with someone- You: Your ex is attractive. Partner: which one?

You: MEEEEE BYEEEEEEEE

What do you call a guy that used to fight in the ring, but quit it all for video games?

An ex-boxer.

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Why do Americans just ignore the "H" in "Herb"?

Honestly, no idea!

Why did the mathematician ignore the tan lady on the beach?

He was too concerned with the tan gent.

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How do fish make calls?

On a shellphone! My 7 year old self was very proud of coming up with this one....

What do you call a 2 legged dog who always ignore your calls?

Your ex!