What do you call a 2 legged dog who always ignore your calls?

Your ex!

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What 2 things do Winnie the Pooh and John the Baptist have in common?

They both ate honey and they both have the same middle name.

What do you call cows with 2 legs?

Lean beef. bonus: What do you call cows with no legs Ground beef.

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Why did Marie from Everybody Loves Raymond never get a divorce?

She didn't want an ex Ray Edit: I meant debra

What did the mole hill say to the mountain?

I see my ex came by.

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Which among them goes completely ignored?

The turn signals.

Why do Americans just ignore the "H" in "Herb"?

Honestly, no idea!

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What do you call a 2 legged dog who always ignore your calls?

Your ex!

How do fish make calls?

On a shellphone! My 7 year old self was very proud of coming up with this one....