What do you call a 2 legged dog who always ignore your calls?

Your ex!

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How many drummers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three. 1 to screw it in and 2 to talk about how much better Neil Peart could've done it

What are you doing today?

2: 'Well, I think I can really push my limits' 1: 'Oh right, are you sure ' 2: 'I'm definite'.

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Why did Marie from Everybody Loves Raymond never get a divorce?

She didn't want an ex Ray Edit: I meant debra

What did the mole hill say to the mountain?

I see my ex came by.

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What is the most-ignored rule in a convent?

Lights out at nine, candles out at ten.

Why did the angry skeptic keep ignoring official reports about the eventual release of Half-Life 3?

He was blowing off Steam

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What do you call a 2 legged dog who always ignore your calls?

Your ex!

How many calls do I get?

Cop: one me: What do you think is more likely a lawyer delivering pizza or a dominos providing legal counsel