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What do you call a 2 legged dog who always ignore your calls?

Your ex!

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Juan on Juan.

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Why didn't the recently single goose lose her job when she made a mistake?

Because she had one heck of an ex-goose

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Ex-spearmints

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What do you call a 2 legged dog who always ignore your calls?

Your ex!

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How many calls do I get?

Cop: one me: What do you think is more likely a lawyer delivering pizza or a dominos providing legal counsel

What do you call a 2 legged dog who always ignore your calls?

Your ex!