What do you call a 2 legged dog who always ignore your calls?

Your ex!

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Why were episodes 4, 5, 6 made before 1, 2, 3?

Because in charge Yoda was.

What did the mathematician say while golfing?

2 squared!

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What do you call a guy that used to fight in the ring, but quit it all for video games?

An ex-boxer.

What do you call your ex-girlfriend from Baltimore?

Old Bae

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Why was the Polaroid fanfiction ignored by the photography community?

Because it wasn't Canon.

What do you call a 2 legged dog who always ignore your calls?

Your ex!

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What do you call a 2 legged dog who always ignore your calls?

Your ex!

How do fish make calls?

On a shellphone! My 7 year old self was very proud of coming up with this one....