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What do you call a 2 legged dog who always ignore your calls?

Your ex!

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What did 2 say to 3 about 6?

Oh don't mind him, he's just the product of our times!

What do you call 2 White Russians and a Jager bomb?

A Boston Marathon.

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How to stop an unwanted DM. Hi, how are you?

Me: Well, my ex has me on a wanted list because I'm a psychotic cow, how are you

Who has more money than God?

His Ex-Wife.

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What do you call a 2 legged dog who always ignore your calls?

Your ex!

Why was the Polaroid fanfiction ignored by the photography community?

Because it wasn't Canon.

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How many calls do I get?

Cop: one me: What do you think is more likely a lawyer delivering pizza or a dominos providing legal counsel

How do fish make calls?

On a shellphone! My 7 year old self was very proud of coming up with this one....