They both ate honey and they both have the same middle name.
2...and don't ask me how they got in there. (My 87 year old grandma just told me this one)
Me: I dunno. Let me check *pulls out phone Me: Not good. It only got 2 likes on Instagram Waiter: ...
They have a huge clock right in the middle of the town.
Bouncing on a buoy (boy)
Bernadette ate all my dinner and now I'm starving!
Son:We'll see Son:how does the turkey smell Dad: I guess through its Beak
John: revolution Paul: forgiveness George: true love Ringo: hmm, a submarine or maybe an octopus
A crackhead buys crack so he can put it into his pipe and burn it. A John pays so that he can put his pipe into a crack that might burn him.
Gummy Bear
He was looking for Pooh.
Their middle name.
Because if you take one, he'll drink all your beer
They can't bite because all that honey rotted their teeth. (From my 7 year old niece)
You know you want it, Honey
