They both ate honey and they both have the same middle name.
200 ft: Aaaaaaaaa, bump 2 ft: Bump, aaaaaaaaa (Yes, it's an old, really old joke. Surprisingly haven't seen it here, yet.)
An Oreo
Someone stops you in the middle of the road and asks you to tell him a good joke, What would be your reply?
Annette!
She laid a sidewalk!
When Eight ate eight
John says: "That was an atomic bomb"
Elton's John
Trigger.
With his bear hands. Thank the Chive for that one.
He was trying to find Winnie the Pooh.
He was looking for Pooh. - *My little brother told me this one hit me with a little bit of nostalgia.*
Neither acknowledge their fellow church-goers at the liquor store.
Because if you take only one he will drink all your beer.
Honey.
It had muscles.
Their middle name.
They have the same middle name!
