What 2 things do Winnie the Pooh and John the Baptist have in common?

They both ate honey and they both have the same middle name.

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Why were there only 1,000 Mexicans at the Alamo?

They only had 2 trucks

What did the spectator say when the magician transformed Dracula into 2?

Miraculous. Edited: tough crowd

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What do you call a big white bear with a hole in his middle?

A polo bear!

What 2 things do Winnie the Pooh and John the Baptist have in common?

They both ate honey and they both have the same middle name.

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What happened when the cat ate a ball of wool?

She had mittens!

When asked which is more important looks or brains?

9 out of 10 zombies said "braaaaiiiiinnnnssss" number 10 ate the researcher.

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Why can't John complete a workout?

He tried, but it didn't work out.

Whats in Olivia Newton's John?

Gomer's Pile

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What's the name of West Virginia's version of Winnie the Pooh?

Gummy Bear

What do Winnie the Pooh and Jack the Ripper have in common?

The same middle name.

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Why does nobody like Tigger?

Because he plays with Pooh.

What do John the Baptist and Winnie the Pooh have in common?

They have the same middle name!

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Why don't Baptist preachers color their hair?

They just pray the gray away

What do Atilla the Hun and John the Baptist have in common?

Their middle name.

Honey Jokes More Honey Jokes

What do bees do with their honey?

They cell it.

What do you call a person who helps teach others to fart?

A tooter. (thanks, honey)

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What do John the Baptist and Winnie the Pooh have in common?

They have the same middle name!

What 2 things do Winnie the Pooh and John the Baptist have in common?

They both ate honey and they both have the same middle name.