With his bear hands. Thank the Chive for that one.
The same middle name. (Shamelessly stolen from Cortana.)
To find Pooh!
Cause he always plays with Pooh.
He was trying to find Winnie the Pooh.
They both ate honey and they both have the same middle name.
Because he was playing with Pooh.
Looking for Pooh.
The same middle name.
Because he always plays with Pooh.
Because he was looking for Pooh!
Gummy Bear
He was looking for pooh.
He was looking for Pooh.
He was looking for Pooh. - *My little brother told me this one hit me with a little bit of nostalgia.*
Winnie the Pooh!
I wish I could hear you whinnie.
Because he plays with Pooh all day.
He plays with Pooh.
Because he plays with Pooh
Becuase he hangs around with pooh! Had to share my 5 year olds joke..
Because he plays with Pooh.
Because he plays with pooh.
They have the same middle name!
I've never smeared tigger on my face
A hobbyte Cortana told me that joke
A flu Enza. Thanks a lot everyone, I looked forward to this day for a long time.
Because they couldn't find the droid they were looking for
Dishcipline This is literally a joke I told in a dream and I remembered it when waking up.
Nothing. It's a gift she will always remember. Edit: Wording clarified (Thanks to therinnovator).
She thought she was a dromedary.
Squash.
Winnies' pooh.
Because they drink to much coughee.
Let me be your *soil*mate
Same middle name!
Yak the Ripper