With his bear hands. Thank the Chive for that one.
The same middle name. (Shamelessly stolen from Cortana.)
To find Pooh!
Cause he always plays with Pooh.
He was trying to find Winnie the Pooh.
They both ate honey and they both have the same middle name.
Because he was playing with Pooh.
Looking for Pooh.
The same middle name.
Because he always plays with Pooh.
Tigga please!" Sorry, I heard it years ago. I don't remember where or when but I've just been saying alot lately.
Because he was looking for Pooh!
Gummy Bear
He was looking for pooh.
He was looking for Pooh.
He was looking for Pooh. - *My little brother told me this one hit me with a little bit of nostalgia.*
Winnie the Pooh!
I wish I could hear you whinnie.
Because he plays with Pooh all day.
He plays with Pooh.
Because he plays with Pooh
When other people put two fingers in his honey.
Becuase he hangs around with pooh! Had to share my 5 year olds joke..
Because he plays with Pooh.
Because he plays with pooh.
They have the same middle name!
I've never smeared tigger on my face
The boy next door said I look just like you What did you say Nothing he's bigger than me!
Thoreau Back Thursday
Alot of T gets dumped in a harbor
Because they drink to much coughee.
Wa-tah! Haha. I'll leave now... (Sorry if already posted. I searched a little bit but found nothing.)
He thought finding X in her algebra would lead to booty.
Beanstalking.
Let's jack it.
Put it in his honey.
Honey I'm down at the pub having a pint with the lads. Be home in about 30 min. If I'm not back by then please read this message again.
Squats, squats, squats squats, squats squats, squats, squats, squats squats. Everybody!
He tried, but it didn't work out.
Times Niurou Mian (Niurou Mian = beef noodles in Chinese)
Raise my hand. - Taken from local Chinese joint fortune cookie.
They wanna peek-a-chu.
Because he might peek at chu.
