With his bear hands. Thank the Chive for that one.
The same middle name. (Shamelessly stolen from Cortana.)
To find Pooh!
Cause he always plays with Pooh.
He was trying to find Winnie the Pooh.
They both ate honey and they both have the same middle name.
Because he was playing with Pooh.
Looking for Pooh.
The same middle name.
Because he always plays with Pooh.
Tigga please!" Sorry, I heard it years ago. I don't remember where or when but I've just been saying alot lately.
Because he was looking for Pooh!
Gummy Bear
He was looking for pooh.
He was looking for Pooh.
He was looking for Pooh. - *My little brother told me this one hit me with a little bit of nostalgia.*
Winnie the Pooh!
I wish I could hear you whinnie.
Because he plays with Pooh all day.
He plays with Pooh.
Because he plays with Pooh
When other people put two fingers in his honey.
Becuase he hangs around with pooh! Had to share my 5 year olds joke..
Because he plays with Pooh.
Because he plays with pooh.
They have the same middle name!
I've never smeared tigger on my face
Kermit's finger
Kermit the Frog's fingers.
He was jacking off one day and his hand caught on fire.
Because he was bean stalked.....
Because he's dead.
So men can remember them.
Because people kept toasting him!
To see how long he slept.
Get off me daddy, you're crushing my smokes
The Tooth Fairy.
Q: What would be a terrible name for a new beer A: "Mondays"...because no one would EVER want to buy a case of the Mondays...
You made the chain too long in the kitchen.
He had to get a new goat!
They were all slow loiners.
