To find Pooh!
Because he found it to be SUB-standard.
Because they cant find dates
Careful, you might be getting screwed.
Don't Look Now But Something Between Us Smells
The captains log.
A policeman doing his duty!
I've never smeared tigger on my face
They both ate honey and they both have the same middle name.
He was looking for Pooh.
Because he plays with Pooh