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Why can't a nihilist use a pencil?

Because they cant find the point.

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Why can't you ever answer any of my questions?

Pupil: Well if I could there wouldn't be much point in me being here!

What are the chances of familiarising myself with a semiaquatic amphibian to the point of ownership?

My newt.

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Why can't you use "Beef stew"as a password?

Because it's not stroganoff.

What do Chinese bears use to cook?

A pan. Duh!

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What did justin beiber say to his mom?

I FOUND MY MICROSCOPE, now all I need is my lotion and tweezers

Why don't we wait for life on other planets to find us?

Why do we have to do all the work

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Why did the paper follow the pencil?

Because it LED THE WAY! I'm on a roll here! this is fun! Skip

How does an accountant relieve his constipation?

He works it out with a pencil

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Why did the nihilist cross the road?

It doesn't matter.

What did the Nihilist whisper into his lover's ear?

Sweet Nothings.