Why can't a nihilist use a pencil?

Because they cant find the point.

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How can you tell that a straight pin is confused?

Just look at it. It's headed in One Direction and pointed in the other.

What is the point of owning a fish?

They are just furniture with the ability to die.

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Why did the chicken run around screaming?

Because he had to use the bathroom.

Why would the Queen let Netflix use her likeness in "The Crown"?

She probably gets royalties

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What did the atheist say when he found himself at the Pearly Gates the day he died?

Well I'll be damned!

Why couldn't people find Joseph?

He was Haydn!

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What do mathematicians do when they are constipated?

They get a pencil and work it out.

What does a mathematician do about constipation?

Sits down and works it out with a pencil.

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Why can't a nihilist use a pencil?

Because they cant find the point.

What did the Nihilist whisper into his lover's ear?

Sweet Nothings.