Why can't a nihilist use a pencil?

Because they cant find the point.

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What do you call a lawyer up to his neck in cement?

Not enough cement EDIT: Okay thanks for pointing out that I messed up the wording but the joke is supposed to be the funny part

Why did Hillary cross the road?

What difference, at this point, does it make?

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A man asks a trainer in the gym: "I want to impress that beautiful girl, which machine can I use?"

Trainer replies: "Use the ATM"

What did scrooge mcduck use to educate huey, dewey and louie?

Duck tapes

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How many MP's does it take to change a lightbulb?

Twenty-one. One to change it and twenty to form a fact-finding committee to learn more about how it's done.

Where is the best place in a book store to find a man who is handsome a good lover and a stimulating partner?

A. In the pages of a romance novel.

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Where does Dracula buy his pencils?

Pennsylvania.

What did one Pencil say to the other?

Your looking Sharp!

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What did the Nihilist whisper into his lover's ear?

Sweet Nothings.

Why did the nihilist cross the road?

It doesn't matter.