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Why can't a nihilist use a pencil?

Because they cant find the point.

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Point Jokes More Point Jokes

How can you tell that a straight pin is confused?

Just look at it. It's headed in One Direction and pointed in the other.

What did the Math book say to the pencil?

I see your point I've got a lot of problems.

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

What do Dothraki use to count their horses?

A Khalculator

What does the Doctor use to keep things running smoothly in the T.A.R.D.I.S?

WD-4D

Find Jokes More Find Jokes

How do you know you've found Christopher Walken's house?

It has a recognizable gait

Why didn't the blond call 911?

She couldn't find the 11 on the dial pad.

Pencil Jokes More Pencil Jokes

What does a mathematician do about constipation?

Sits down and works it out with a pencil.

Where do pens and pencils go on vacation?

Pennsylvania

Nihilist Jokes More Nihilist Jokes

How many nihilists does it take to change a lightbulb?

They don't see the point and just sit in the dark.

What did the Nihilist whisper into his lover's ear?

Sweet Nothings.