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Why can't a nihilist use a pencil?

Because they cant find the point.

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What's the advantage of being black in Africa vs black in America?

Nobody can point at your shoes and say "What are thoooooooooose?!"

What did the Math book say to the pencil?

I see your point I've got a lot of problems.

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What's the best part about sleeping with a Cubs fan?

They're used to disappointment.

Why does the USA use F?

The rest of the world has varying degrees of communism.

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How do you find white Canadian reggae musician Snow in the snow?

You ask an informer

What do you find up a clean nose?

Finger-prints.

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Where do pens and pencils go on vacation?

Pennsylvania

What does a Math Professor do when he's constipated?

He works it out with a pencil.

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What did the Nihilist whisper into his lover's ear?

Sweet Nothings.

What did the nihilist say to the physicist?

Nevermind, it doesn't really matter.