Why can't a nihilist use a pencil?

Because they cant find the point.

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What do a load of bricks and a 300 lb woman have in common?

At some point they'll both be laid by a Mexican.

Why won't a witch wear a flat cap?

Because there's no point in it.

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What do Chinese bears use to cook?

A pan. Duh!

Why doesn't anyone in insert nations capital use the toilet in the morning?

So they have something to do at night.

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What do you find in a rythmic bakery?

A-bun-dance

What would you do of you found Chicago, Ill.?

Call Baltimore, M.D.

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Where does Dracula buy his pencils?

Pennsylvania.

What did one pencil say to the other?

2B or not 2B?

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How many nihilists does it take to change a lightbulb?

They don't see the point and just sit in the dark.

Why did the nihilist cross the road?

It doesn't matter.