Why can't a nihilist use a pencil?

Because they cant find the point.

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Which machine at the gym should I use to impress beautiful women?

He pointed outside and said "The ATM machine" c/o /u/jubileo5

How many nihilists does it take to change a lightbulb?

They don't see the point and just sit in the dark.

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Why did the student do their multiplication problems on the floor?

Their teacher told them not to use tables!

When using the equation Y=1-T to understand how citizens react to changes in taxation...what happens when T&gt1?

Alot of T gets dumped in a harbor

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How many Dragonball Z characters does it take to change a lightbulb?

Find out next time, on Dragonball Z!!!

Why did Jesus not go to Australia?

He couldn't find 3 wise men and a virgin.

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What does a math teacher do when he has hemorrhoids?

He works them out with a pencil.

What do you call someone who hates pencils?

Erracist

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What did the nihilist say to the physicist?

Nevermind, it doesn't really matter.

What did the Nihilist whisper into his lover's ear?

Sweet Nothings.