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What do you call someone who hates pencils?

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What does a mathematics professor do when he is constipated?

He works it out with a pencil.

What does the math teacher do when he gets constipated?

Works it out with a pencil.

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Why did the dyslexic, Russian astronomer hate the revolution?

He was following the Tsar.

Why do Native Americans hate snow?

Because it's white and settles on their land