What do you call someone who hates pencils?

Erracist

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Why was the pencil in the toilet?

It was a No. 2.

What did the constipated mathematician do?

He worked it out with a pencil.

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Why do vampires hate arguments?

Because they make themselves cross.

Why did peasants hate knights' outfits?

Because everyone hates chain mail.