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What do you call someone who hates pencils?

Erracist

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Pencil Jokes More Pencil Jokes

What does a mathematician do when they have constipation....?

They work it out with a pencil!

How do mathematicians deal with constipation?

They work it out with a pencil.

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Why does everyone hate a banjo right off?

Saves time.

Why do Native Americans hate it when it rains in April?

Because it brings Mayflowers.