Why did the paper follow the pencil?

Because it LED THE WAY! I'm on a roll here! this is fun! Skip

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Pencil Jokes More Pencil Jokes

What do pencils, poop and Golden State Warriors have in common?

They are all #2s.

Why can't pencils have babies?

Because they have rubbers on their end.

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Why did we skip windows 9?

Because 7 8 9 I'm so sorry

How do you stop a charging bull?

Take away its credit card!*** wa-waa-waaaa! Skip

Roll Jokes More Roll Jokes

Why did the Orange stop rolling?

It ran out of juice!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the dirt, then cross back over?

Because he's a dirty double crosser.

Way Jokes More Way Jokes

How Do You Get an Elephant Out of the Fairway?

You take the F out of Fair and the F out of Way

How can you avoid falling hair?

Get out of the way.

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Why does lightning strike in France so often?

Because it follows the path of least resistance.

What do planets do to follow each other on SpaceTube?

Sunscribe.

Paper Jokes More Paper Jokes

What do you call a cardboard belt?

A waist of paper.

Why don't you put an advert in the paper?

Zoo Keeper:"Don't be silly he can't read!"

Lead Jokes More Lead Jokes

How do you lead a horse to water?

With carrots

What is the leading cause of dry skin?

Bath towels...