Why did the paper follow the pencil?

Because it LED THE WAY! I'm on a roll here! this is fun! Skip

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Pencil Jokes More Pencil Jokes

How does a mathematician deal with constipation?

He grabs a pencil and tries to work it out

How do mathematicians cure constipation?

They work it out with a pencil.

Skip Jokes More Skip Jokes

How do you tell a bad joke from a good joke?

You skip the punchline.

Why is Microsoft skipping Windows 9 and going straight to Windows 10?

Because 7 8 9!

Roll Jokes More Roll Jokes

What happened when Rick fell down a hill?

Rick rolled.

What do you call a basketball that rolls off court and deflates?

Out of bounce.

Way Jokes More Way Jokes

What does a bag of rice and an onion do when they get into a fast car?

They pilaf. I'll show my way out

What does it mean when a pedestrian has the right of way?

When you see a pedestrian, youve got to get them, right away

Follow Jokes More Follow Jokes

How did the newspaper go about reviewing the opera production?

They followed Standard Opera-rating Procedure

How do you get to Oktoberfest?

Follow the lederhosen.

Paper Jokes More Paper Jokes

What do you get if you cross a labrador and a tortoise?

A dog that will run to the shop to get your paper and bring back last weeks paper!

Why did the paper follow the pencil?

Because it LED THE WAY! I'm on a roll here! this is fun! Skip

Lead Jokes More Lead Jokes

Why are LED's a good investment?

Because they always diode.

Why is Dave Mustaine described as "heavy metal"?

Because he sings lead. (Better read than said.)