Because it LED THE WAY! I'm on a roll here! this is fun! Skip
He worked it out with a pencil.
Nevermind, it's pointless.
I WAS FRAMED! I just now made that up. I feel good about this one! Skip
Because 7 ate 9.
A skunk rolling down a hill with a pickle in its mouth.
Take the 's' out of "sub" and the 'f' out of "way"
An insect that can find its way around a dark closet.
He was following the Tsar.
After I dump my load in a washing machine it doesn't follow me around.
A waist of paper.
JESUS: "God loves you." You BUDDHA (crumpling paper that says Life Is Suffering): Me too
A dog that has somewhere to put its own lead!
They had No Quarter