Why did the paper follow the pencil?

Because it LED THE WAY! I'm on a roll here! this is fun! Skip

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Why did the paper follow the pencil?

Because it LED THE WAY! I'm on a roll here! this is fun! Skip

How did the mathematician solve his constipation problems?

The same way he solved all other problems: He worked it out with a pencil and paper.

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What do you call someone with no arms and no legs being towed behind your boat?

Skip.

What do you call an ant who skips school?

A truant!

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What do you call a woman rolling around on a beach?

Sandy

What did the mother turkey say to her naughty son Tom?

If your dad knew how you were acting he'd roll over in his gravy

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Where is the remote?

All the way over there." "Guess I'm watching this."

Why did the paper follow the pencil?

Because it LED THE WAY! I'm on a roll here! this is fun! Skip

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Why must judges learn to spell well?

They must follow the letter of the law.

What is the difference between a washing machine and a girl?

A washing machine doesn't follow you around after you dump a load in it.

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Why did the boy take a pencil and paper to bed?

He was told to draw the curtains before going to sleep.

What u doing?

Math, it's due Friday" *I slowly crumple the paper and put it in my mouth* They'll never believe u

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What is the leading cause of dry skin?

Bath towels...

Why couldn't Led Zeppelin play pinball?

They had No Quarter