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Why did the paper follow the pencil?

Because it LED THE WAY! I'm on a roll here! this is fun! Skip

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Pencil Jokes More Pencil Jokes

What's the smelliest type of pencil?

A #2 pencil

What do you call two pencils fighting?

A grafight.

Skip Jokes More Skip Jokes

How are women and rocks alike?

You skip across the flat ones.

Which side of a horse has the most hair?

The OUTSIDE! oh-my-goodness, that's hilarious! Skip

Roll Jokes More Roll Jokes

What is Italian-American foreplay?

Hey! Wake up and roll over!

What do you call a tank rolling through the streets of Poland?

Ghetto Blaster

Way Jokes More Way Jokes

Why are your eyes red?

Are you high! flashback to me cry-singing Taylor Swift's "Love Story" in the car on the way over me: Yes

How do the people of northern Iraq manage to get so much done?

The Kurds have their ways

Follow Jokes More Follow Jokes

How do you find Will Smith in the winter time?

Follow the Fresh Prints!

What did the German Shepherd say at his Nuremberg trial?

I was just following odors.

Paper Jokes More Paper Jokes

What's the difference between an elephant and a piece of paper?

You can't make a paper aeroplane out of an elephant!

What paper product speaks really quickly?

Wrapping paper.

Lead Jokes More Lead Jokes

What is the leading cause of dry skin?

Towels

Why don't they sell GPSs in Italy?

Because all the roads lead to Rome.