Why did the paper follow the pencil?

Because it LED THE WAY! I'm on a roll here! this is fun! Skip

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Pencil Jokes More Pencil Jokes

What do you call two pencils fighting?

A grafight.

When can't a pencil write out a check?

When it's broke.

Skip Jokes More Skip Jokes

What do you call a movie about a low-magnitude Iron ion that skips school?

Ferrous Bueller's Day Off

Why did Microsoft skip windows 9?

Because 7 ate 9

Roll Jokes More Roll Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll around in mud, and cross again after being caught by the mafia?

Because he was a dirty double crosser.

What are these?

Me: The synonym rolls you asked for. Wife: CINNAMON.

Way Jokes More Way Jokes

How far can this plane go with just one engine?

All the way to the crash site!

What do you do if your in the way of stampeding cows?

Take away their credit cards so they can't charge

Follow Jokes More Follow Jokes

Whats the difference between your mom and a washing machine?

When I drop a load in the washing machine it doesn't follow me around for a week.

What is the best way to follow a lost dog's paw prints?

With a track-tor!

Paper Jokes More Paper Jokes

What paper product speaks really quickly?

Wrapping paper.

What do you call a belt made of paper?

A waist of paper.

Lead Jokes More Lead Jokes

What is the leading cause of dry skin?

Bath towels...

What do you get if you cross a dog with a kangaroo?

A dog that has somewhere to put its own lead!