Because it LED THE WAY! I'm on a roll here! this is fun! Skip
Because he is an erascist.
They just work it out with a pencil!
You skip across the flat ones.
Because 7 ate 9.
No one knows it's never happened.
Out of bounce.
A week, a week, a week, a week, a week, a week.
You take the letter "S" out of "sub", and the letter "F" out of "way".
Because lightning always follows the path of least resistance
A washing machine doesn't follow you around for a week after you put a load in it..
A square one.*
Because it was stationary.
They lead such short lives.
Use LED based paint.