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How are women and rocks alike?

You skip across the flat ones.

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Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What's the Difference between a Girl and a Woman?

Prison

How does a woman show she's planning for the future?

Plastic Surgery.

Skip Jokes More Skip Jokes

Why did the paper follow the pencil?

Because it LED THE WAY! I'm on a roll here! this is fun! Skip

What do you call an ant who skips school?

A truant!

Rock Jokes More Rock Jokes

How did he die?

The rock is kyptonite and the man is Superman.

How do you put a baby to sleep?

You rock them. What if it doesn't work? Use a bigger rock.

Flat One Jokes More Flat One Jokes

How are women and rocks alike?

You skip across the flat ones.

What do women and stones have in common?

You skip the flat ones.