What do women and stones have in common?

You skip the flat ones.

Previous Random Joke Next
Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What can you find in a man's pants that is about six inches long has a head on it and that women love so much that they often blow it?

A $20 bill

How do you like your job testing push-up bras?

The other woman replies, "It has its perks."

Skip Jokes More Skip Jokes

Why did they skip Windows 9?

Because 7 8 9!

What did the man do after listening to a Pink Floyd album for two hours?

Skip to the next track

Stone Jokes More Stone Jokes

Why do people call their weed the Koran?

Because if your burn it, it gets you stoned

What does The Rock said to his Girl Friend?

Im Stoned

Flat One Jokes More Flat One Jokes

How are women and rocks alike?

You skip across the flat ones.

What do women and stones have in common?

You skip the flat ones.