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How are women and rocks alike?

You skip across the flat ones.

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Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What do you call a woman drowning in money?

Rich... Also an ambulance.

What do you say to a woman with one black eye?

Nothing, you've already told her.

Skip Jokes More Skip Jokes

Where does a thumb meet its type?

At oh-my-goodness! Skip

Why did Microsoft skip a number when naming their new operating system?

Because 7 ate 9.

Rock Jokes More Rock Jokes

How are women like rocks?

You skip the flat ones.

What type of rock is this Holmes?

It's sedimentary my dear Watson!

Flat One Jokes More Flat One Jokes

How are women like rocks?

You skip the flat ones.

What do women and rocks have in common?

You can skip the flat ones.