What do women and stones have in common?

You skip the flat ones.

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How do you know when a woman's about to say something smart?

When she starts her sentence with "A man once told me".

Whats another meaning for a women?

Finger puppet

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What do you call a movie about a low-magnitude Iron ion that skips school?

Ferrous Bueller's Day Off

Why did Windows skip to 10?

Because 7 ate 9.

Stone Jokes More Stone Jokes

How much does a rock weigh?

One stone.

What do you call a country of grizzlies that is always stoned?

A hibearnation.

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What do women and stones have in common?

You skip the flat ones.

What do women and rocks have in common?

You can skip the flat ones.