How are women and rocks alike?

You skip across the flat ones.

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Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What's love?

Me: Well, all the women text you except the one you like. And it hurts, so we drink. Sister: Get away from him!

What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?

A widow.

Skip Jokes More Skip Jokes

What did the wall ask the picture?

All together now!) ***"How's it hangin' "*** Skip

What did the picture say to the Judge?

I WAS FRAMED! I just now made that up. I feel good about this one! Skip

Rock Jokes More Rock Jokes

What type of music do lightning bolts listen to?

Rock and Roll

How do you put a baby to sleep?

You rock them. What if it doesn't work? Use a bigger rock.

Flat One Jokes More Flat One Jokes

How are women like rocks?

You skip the flat ones.

What do women and rocks have in common?

You can skip the flat ones.