Skip Jokes

What do you call it when Batman skips church..?

Christian Bale.

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How do you tell a bad joke from a good joke?

You skip the punchline.

What did the dance instructor say to her student when the student wanted to use her bathroom?

Skip to my loo.

Why did the celiac patient have to skip leg-day?

Because he's allergic to glutes

What do you call a movie about a low-magnitude Iron ion that skips school?

Ferrous Bueller's Day Off

Why did they skip 9?

Because, 7 8 9...

Why did Microsoft go straight to Windows 10 and skip 9?

Because Windows 8 9.

Why did we skip windows 9?

Because 7 8 9 I'm so sorry

Why did they skip Windows 9?

Because 7 8 9!

Why isn't there a Windows 9?

Hey Microsoft, why is there no Windows 9? You've given us 7 and 8, and now you're skipping straight to 10?" "Well, to be completely honest, 7 8 9."

Why did Microsoft skip windows 9?

Because 7 ate 9

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Why does BuzzFeed skip every other number when counting?

They literally can't even.

Why did Microsoft skip from Windows 8 to Windows 10?

They revived to much XP

What do women and stones have in common?

You skip the flat ones.

Why did Microsoft skip to windows 10?

Because 7 8 9.

Why is Microsoft skipping Windows 9?

Because Windows 7 8 9

What do women and rocks have in common?

You can skip the flat ones.

What did the man do after listening to a Pink Floyd album for two hours?

Skip to the next track

Where does a thumb meet its type?

At oh-my-goodness! Skip

Why did Microsoft skip from Windows 8 to 10?

Because Windows 7 ate 9!!!

Why did Microsoft skip straight to 10?

Because Windows 7, 8, 9.

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What the hell?

Why are you skipping numbers girl 1: Because I can't even!!!

Why did Jesus get a ticket?

He tried to skip the Cross walk.

Why did Microsoft skip Windows 9 and go straight to 10?

Because seven "ate" nine.

Why did the paper follow the pencil?

Because it LED THE WAY! I'm on a roll here! this is fun! Skip

Why did Windows skip to 10?

Because 7 ate 9.

What did the pink panther say as he skipped down the sidewalk?

Dead ant, dead ant, dead ant dead ant dead ant dead annnnnt, deaaad ant.

What do you call someone with no arms and no legs being towed behind your boat?

Skip.

What do you call an ant who skips school?

A truant!

Why did Microsoft skip a number when naming their new operating system?

Because 7 ate 9.

What did the knob say to the door?

I LOCK you a lot! yep, its corny, indeed, but... I'm tryin'! Skip

How are women and rocks alike?

You skip across the flat ones.

How does Rudy Giuliani count to 10?

He doesn't he skips 1-8 and says 9-11 ten times.

Why did the knife quit?

It couldn't CUT IT! woohoo! I made this one up while sitting at a buffet table. Enjoy! Skip

Why did Windows skip 9?

Because 7 ate 9.

What did the picture say to the Judge?

I WAS FRAMED! I just now made that up. I feel good about this one! Skip

How do you stop a charging bull?

Take away its credit card!*** wa-waa-waaaa! Skip

Why is Microsoft skipping Windows 9 and going straight to Windows 10?

Because 7 8 9!

What's the smartest dinosaur?

Thesaurus Rex! omg, I crack myself up! Skip

What did the chef say when he was skipped in rotation?

Hey that's my toque!!

How are women like rocks?

You skip the flat ones.

What did the wall ask the picture?

All together now!) ***"How's it hangin' "*** Skip

Which side of a horse has the most hair?

The OUTSIDE! oh-my-goodness, that's hilarious! Skip

Why did Microsoft skip windows 9 and annouce windows 10?

Because windows 7 8 9

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What are the three "O"s of bad driving?

Old. Oriental. Ovaries.

Why did the Windows OS skip from 8 to 10?

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What does the Doctor use to keep things running smoothly in the T.A.R.D.I.S?

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What type of pasta is no longer used in Canada?

Penny...

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What are the ten letters of the pirate alphabet?

Aye, Aye! Arrrr! & the Seven Seas!

Which gun has a perfect rating?

A Five-seven.

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What has 9 arms, 7 legs, 4 heads, and 13 feet?

The finish line of the Boston Marathon.

Why is a dog with a lame leg like adding 6 and 7s?

He puts down the three and carries the one.

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How many times does 43 go into 9?

The priest won't tell you, but *he knows*.

When I bring you breakfast in bed, why can't you just say "thank you"?

Instead of all this "how did you get in to my house " calling 9-11 business.

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What did Nietzsche tell his editor when he finished writing Thus Spoke Zarathustra?

It's over, man.

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Why do the versions of Windows jump from 8 to 10?

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How many chiropractors does it take to change a light bulb?

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What sport can Batman best Superman in?

Polo

Why did Batman climb the tree?

He was looking for Robin's nest.