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Why did Microsoft skip windows 9?

Because 7 ate 9

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What did the picture say to the Judge?

I WAS FRAMED! I just now made that up. I feel good about this one! Skip

How does Rudy Giuliani count to 10?

He doesn't he skips 1-8 and says 9-11 ten times.

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Why did Microsoft skip Windows 9 and go straight to 10?

Because seven "ate" nine.

Why is the new OS from Microsoft called Windows 10?

Because 7 ate 9.

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Why did Windows skip 9?

Because 7 ate 9.

Why was the cat so small?

Because it only ate condensed milk!

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Why did Microsoft skip a number when naming their new operating system?

Because 7 ate 9.

What's a Brazillian's least favorite math chapter to do?

7-1

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How long does it take a black woman to poo?

9 mouths

Why did we skip windows 9?

Because 7 8 9 I'm so sorry

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Why did microsoft go straight to windows 10?

They were trying to keep their German market.

Why did Microsoft skip windows 9 and annouce windows 10?

Because windows 7 8 9