Why did Microsoft skip windows 9?

Because 7 ate 9

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Where does a thumb meet its type?

At oh-my-goodness! Skip

What do you call a man with no arms or legs being pulled behind a boat?

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Why is the new OS from Microsoft called Windows 10?

Because 7 ate 9.

Why did Microsoft skip windows 9 and annouce windows 10?

Because windows 7 8 9

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Why can't you be the king I know?

The king you have inside you SIMBA: That doesn't make sense. I think I'd remember if I ate a king.

When did 888 equal zero????

When Eight ate eight

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What is Micheal Bay's favorite phone?

The Galaxy note 7

What's the difference between the 7 dwarfs and a girl's high school track team?

The 7 dwarfs are a bunch of cunning runts...

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How many /r/twoxchromosomes posters does it take to change a lightbulb?

Ten. 1 to screw in the lightbulb, and the other 9 to provide emotional support.

What do you get when you sit on a potato?

A potato wedge! (I made this up when I was 9)

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Why are Microsoft circuit boards so bad?

They use French resistors.

What did Bill Gate's wife say to him on their wedding night?

No wonder you called the company Microsoft