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Why did Microsoft skip windows 9?

Because 7 ate 9

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Why is Microsoft skipping Windows 9 and going straight to Windows 10?

Because 7 8 9!

Why did they skip 9?

Because, 7 8 9...

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Why did Microsoft jump from Windows 8 to Windows 10?

Because Windows 7, 8 9.....

Why couldn't the chicken fly through the window?

It was closed.

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What is the square root of 69?

Ate Something! ("8 something", actually 8.306)

Which ghost ate too much porridge?

Ghouldilocks.

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What is ISIS's favorite smartphone?

Samsung Note 7, according to them it's "the bomb" nowadays.

Why does 7 and 8 feel very uncomfortable?

Because they're stuck between a 69.

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Why did they skip 9?

Because, 7 8 9...

What does a donkey say?

It says "Hey Shrek, whats up?" (I was 9 when i made this okay)

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Why did microsoft go directly to windows 10?

Because windows 7 8 9

Why didn't Microsoft release Windows 9?

Because Windows 7 ate 9.