Because 7 8 9.
Make sure your doors are locked and windows bolted shut.
Putin Windows duh.
It says "Hey Shrek, whats up?" (I was 9 when i made this okay)
Me: Tiny Houses. 9: Wow it's tiny! Who's gonna live there Me: Two people. 9: Are they married Me: Not for long.
Omega!! Note: surely it already exists but I thought of it independently and am proud of my terrible joke!
Because if it did, we'd have sent foreign aid by now.