Why does windows 9 not exist?

Because 7 8 9.

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What do you call a window that can rap?

Two Panes

What is the difference between a 2 year old and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out a window.

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What's the difference between one polar bear and 10 polar bears?

9 polar bears

Who is a Project Manager?

Project Manager is a person who believes that 9 women can deliver a baby in one month.

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What if a man existed w/one hand that's a steak and the other is lobster plus unlimited salad bar?

This is the plot of Edward Sizzlerhands

What did Ghost A say to Ghost B?

Nothing because ghosts don't exist. Edit:Holy crap I just realized I didn't post this on /r/antijokes.

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Why were all the numbers afraid of 7?

Because 7 8 9.

Why does windows 9 not exist?

Because 7 8 9.