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Why does windows 9 not exist?

Because 7 8 9.

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What's the difference between Windows 95 and a virus?

A virus does something.

What do you if there is a black out?

Make sure your doors are locked and windows bolted shut.

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Why did Microsoft skip windows 9 and annouce windows 10?

Because windows 7 8 9

Why is the next Windows version 10 and not 9?

Because 7 ate(8) 9!

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Who picks it up?

Santa. The other two don't exist.

How can you tell, with 100% certainty, that no intelligent alien life exists that we know of?

Because if it did, we'd have sent foreign aid by now.

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Why is it called Windows 10?

Because 7 8 9.

Why were all the numbers afraid of 7?

Because 7 8 9.