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Why were all the numbers afraid of 7?

Because 7 8 9.

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What did the ceiling fan say?

YEEEEAAAAH! GO CEILING! YOU NUMBER ONE BABY! WOOOOOOHOOOOOO!

Why does BuzzFeed skip every other number when counting?

They literally can't even.

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What do you call a 7' 2" fortune teller in his underpants?

A large medium in smalls.

Why is Microsoft going straight to Windows 10?

Because 7.. 8.. 9

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What was the hexadecimal 6 afraid of the Canadian hexadecimal 7?

Because 7 8 9 A

Why isn't there a Windows 9?

Hey Microsoft, why is there no Windows 9? You've given us 7 and 8, and now you're skipping straight to 10?" "Well, to be completely honest, 7 8 9."