Why were all the numbers afraid of 7?

Because 7 8 9.

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What did the number zero say to the number eight?

Nice belt.

What noise does a ceiling fan make?

GO CEILING!!! WHOOOHOOO!!!! YOUR NUMBER ONE!! YAY, CEILING RULES!!!

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What has 9 arms, 7 legs, 4 heads, and 13 feet?

The finish line of the Boston Marathon.

What do you call a 7' 2" fortune teller in his underpants?

A large medium in smalls.

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Why does windows 9 not exist?

Because 7 8 9.

Why is there no Windows 9?

Because 7 8 9.