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Why do Lannisters hate turtles?

Cause they can't stab them in the back

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Why does the corn hate the farmer?

Because he picks his ears!

Why do Native Americans hate snow?

Because it's white and settles on their land

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Why was the computer stressed out when it got home from work?

Cause it had a hard drive.

Why are outdoor workers so in fit?

Cause they work out.

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What kind of pictures do turtles take?

Shellfies!

What do you call a malady effecting reproduction in turtles?

A reptile dysfunction

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How did you get malaria from a stab?

Malaryan Steel.

Why do Lannisters hate turtles?

Cause they can't stab them in the back

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Why do the Lannisters have such large beds?

They put two twins together to make a king.

What do you get when you keep two Lannisters in the same room for a bit?

3 Lannisters.