Why do Lannisters hate turtles?

Cause they can't stab them in the back

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Why do SJWs hate Apple computers?

Because they're not PC

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Why is it warmer near the corners of a room?

Cause they're at 90 degrees.

Why did they go from Windows 8 to Windows 10?

Cause Seven ate Windows 9

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How's your love life?

Well, I went on a date. 45 minutes in I realized it was a turtle in a wig. "I'm sorry man" it's ok. still got laid.

What did the snail say when he was riding on the back of the turtle?

Weeeeeeeeee

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How did you get malaria from a stab?

Malaryan Steel.

Why do Lannisters hate turtles?

Cause they can't stab them in the back

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Why didn't Greece vote for Tyrion?

Because a Lannister always pays his debts.

Why is post college life so easy for Lannisters?

Because a Lannister always pays his debts.