Why do Lannisters hate turtles?

Cause they can't stab them in the back

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Why do spiders hate Area 51?

It's a no-fly zone.

Why does the can crusher hate his job?

Because it's soda pressing.

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Why is a fire truck always red?

Cause you'd be mad too if someone kept pulling your hose.

What disease causes people to swear at the dinner table?

Gilles de la gourmette

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What do you call a malady effecting reproduction in turtles?

A reptile dysfunction

What do you call a turtle who sleeps during the day and is awake at night?

Nocturtle

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How did you get malaria from a stab?

Malaryan Steel.

Why do Lannisters hate turtles?

Cause they can't stab them in the back

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Why do the Lannisters have such large beds?

They put two twins together to make a king.

Why do Lannisters hate turtles?

Cause they can't stab them in the back