Why do Lannisters hate turtles?

Cause they can't stab them in the back

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What were Jesus' final words?

So long and thanks for all the fish." Edit: Everyone hates me.

Who does a hypocrite really hate?

A hypocrite!

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Why did the global warming activist compliment the earth?

Cause it looked hotter than usual!

Why do scuba divers roll backwards out of the boat?

Cause if they rolled forwards, they would still be in the boat.

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Why did you jump on a turtle?

Me: Because I'm a plumber

What do you call a turtle who sleeps during the day and is awake at night?

Nocturtle

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Why do Lannisters hate turtles?

Cause they can't stab them in the back

How did you get malaria from a stab?

Malaryan Steel.

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Why is post college life so easy for Lannisters?

Because a Lannister always pays his debts.

Why do the Lannisters have such large beds?

They put two twins together to make a king.