Why do Lannisters hate turtles?

Cause they can't stab them in the back

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Why the hate for necromancers?

T They're just trying to raise a family.

What Metallica song does Captain America hate?

Trapped Under Ice.

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Why do scuba divers roll backwards out of the boat?

Cause if they rolled forwards, they would still be in the boat.

What kind of wine causes the most accidents?

Shartonnay

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What do you call a turtle who sleeps during the day and is awake at night?

Nocturtle

What did the Alligator say to the turtle?

Can I bayou a drink?

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Why do Lannisters hate turtles?

Cause they can't stab them in the back

How did you get malaria from a stab?

Malaryan Steel.

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Why do the Lannisters have such a big bed?

They pushed two twins together and made a king.

Why do the Lannisters have such large beds?

They put two twins together to make a king.