Why do Lannisters hate turtles?

Cause they can't stab them in the back

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What did the doctor tell the panda bear after the results of his child's paternity test came back?

I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but the results are a bit grizzly.

Whats the difference between an anthropologist and a sociologist?

Anthropologists hate Western Civilization. Sociologists only hate America.

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Why doesn't Coffee get along with milk in Germany?

Cause it doesn't want to be latte. Sorry. I just came up with this lame joke. Downvotes ahoy!

How do you stop an F4 tornado from destroying a town?

A roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris! However, this method will cause more destruction than the tornado.

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What do you call Dana Carvey standing on the back of Dana Carvey?

Turtles all the way down

What do you call a turtle with an erection?

A slow poke!

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How was the beach?

You hang ten or what " No but I stabbed a couple because they kept asking stupid questions about my vacation

What celebrity is most likely to stab you?

James Blunt

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What do the Lannisters and Alice in Chains have in common?

They pay their debts on time.

Why do Lannisters have such big beds?

GoT because they push twins together to make a king.