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Why do Lannisters hate turtles?

Cause they can't stab them in the back

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What do The Walking Dead and the state of Wisconsin have in common?

They both have a hated governor.

Why do feminists hate church music?

Because of all the Hymns.

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Why did the trekkie spit out her latte at the Star Trek Convention?

Cause William Shatner Coffee.

Why are horse-drawn carriages so unpopular?

Cause horses are rubbish at drawing

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What did the snail on the turtles back say?

WEEEEEEEEEE!

How did the police determine which turtle ate the diamond ring?

They conducted an in-turtle investigation.

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Why do Lannisters hate turtles?

Cause they can't stab them in the back

How did you get malaria from a stab?

Malaryan Steel.

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What do you get when you keep two Lannisters in the same room for a bit?

3 Lannisters.

Why do the Lannisters have such large beds?

They put two twins together to make a king.