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Why do scuba divers roll backwards out of the boat?

Cause if they rolled forwards, they would still be in the boat.

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Walking. Jk. Rolling

Why can't Elvis Presley roll backwards with his car?

Because he is dead

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Cause love is what I got

Why did the seismologist not have to pay for the damage caused by the earthquake?

It wasn't his fault.

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When crossing the Delaware River why did George Washington stand up in the boat?

He was afraid that if he sat down that someone would give him an oar to row!

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Row row row your boat

Scuba Diver Jokes More Scuba Diver Jokes

Why do scuba divers fall backwards into the water?

Because if they fell forwards they’d still be in the boat.

Why do scuba divers fall backwards off of boats?

Because if they fell foward, they would still be on the boat.