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Why do scuba divers fall backwards off the boat?

Because if they fell forward, they would land in the boat!

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A flat miner.

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Because Chernobyl fall out

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What's the difference between New York City and the Land of Mordor?

Two Towers.

What's the difference between a Pilot and a jet engine?

A jet engine stops whining after it lands

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What's the difference between an accident and a catastrophe?

It's an accident if a boat full of refugees starts to take in water. A catastrophe is if they know how to swim

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Full speed ahead

Scuba Diver Jokes More Scuba Diver Jokes

Why do scuba-divers go in backwards?

Because if they went forward they'd fall in the boat.

Why do scuba divers always jump backwards off the boat?

If they jumped forwards, they would still be on the boat! Sorry.