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What would people call Ryan Lochte if he went to jail?

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Why do you want to be a psychiatrist?

Pictures clients acting like chickens after I click my fingers* I want to help people

What did he tell people in order to make them avoid taking it?

Eschew! Eschew!

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What's the best part about golf?

It's the only activity where you actually aim for the hole under 18 and you don't go to jail.

Why did the goat stop trying to break out of jail?

Because he was just tired of being an escape goat.

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What will Ryan Lochte say if he looses "Dancing With the Stars"?

I was robbed" Sorry, that just came to me like a stroke of idiotic genius and I couldn't help myself.

What would people call Ryan Lochte if he went to jail?

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