What does a conspiracy theorist say when he breaks up with someone?

I think we should start seeing other sheeple.

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What do people in Florida do when their car breaks down?

Build a house next to it.

What do you call a short clairvoyant person who just broke out of prison?

A small medium at large.

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What did the Goat living in Manama say when it starting raining?

BAAAHH RAIN!

When do spare parts from Japanese cars start falling out of the sky?

When it's raining Datsun cogs.

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What's next, thought crimes?

CNN: If you stare at your hand for a long time it will look weird

What did the vertebrate say to the invertebrate?

Always thought you was a bit spineless.

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What's the difference between a skeptic and a conspiracy theorist?

You wouldn't believe me if I told you.

How many conspiracy theorists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

We may never know the truth.