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What does a conspiracy theorist say when he breaks up with someone?

I think we should start seeing other sheeple.

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Why did the man break up with his girlfriend who had a lazy eye?

Because she was seeing somebody on the side.

What do you get when you combine Bromine with Barium?

Breaking Bad

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What do a baby and an Etch A Sketch have in common?

If you don't like it, you just shake it and start over.

How many tickles... How many tickles before a squid starts to laugh?

Ten tickles

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What's the funniest part of a boxing joke?

You'd think it'd be the punchline, but apparently it's funnier when the person feints...

Which of my girlfriends do you think is the prettiest?

What I actually heard was "Do you want a fight "

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What do capitalists and conspiracy theorists have in common?

They are both controlled by little green men.

Where do conspiracy theorists keep their ideas?

In a skeptic tank. (Note: I just made up this joke earlier today. I'm not 100% sure the joke is obvious feel free to suggest a better wording!)