What does a conspiracy theorist say when he breaks up with someone?

I think we should start seeing other sheeple.

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Why was the tree in prison?

Because it broke every branch of the law.

How many economists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know. They just keep going on and on about how the last one broke.

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Why does everyone start to fight the day after Christmas?

Because it's Boxing Day!

How do you know when a woman's about to say something smart?

When she starts her sentence with "A man once told me".

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What do you call a dinosaur made of plastic bricks?

A legosaurus! Randomly made up this the other night, thought I'd share.

How did the private eye use math to find the intent of the crime?

He solved for y! Thought this one up myself and thought it was post worthy

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How many conspiracy theorists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

We may never know the truth.

Where do conspiracy theorists keep their ideas?

In a skeptic tank.