What does a conspiracy theorist say when he breaks up with someone?

I think we should start seeing other sheeple.

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What do you get when an ice-cream truck breaks down on the side of the road?

A cold shoulder.

What do you do when a horse breaks down?

Call triple neighhh!

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What's the similarities between Michael Jackson and the colour changing dress?

They both started out black and blue then became white and golden

How do you start an Ethiopian rave?

You tape bread to the ceiling.

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Why did you leave me here all alone?

Where o where are you tonight? Why did you leave me here all alone? I searched the world over and thought I found some one You met a zombie and pblblthpth you were gone.

How is Islam like a GPS?

You may think you're on the right path, but if you follow it literally, you'll end up crashing into a building.

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Why didn't the conspiracy theorist make his irreverently named pet sleep outside?

Because 9/11 was an inside dog.

Where do conspiracy theorists keep their ideas?

In a skeptic tank. (Note: I just made up this joke earlier today. I'm not 100% sure the joke is obvious feel free to suggest a better wording!)