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What does a conspiracy theorist say when he breaks up with someone?

I think we should start seeing other sheeple.

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Who's there! Alistair! Alistair who?

Alistairs in this house are broken!

What do programmers and taxi drivers have in common?

They both need a *break* every once in a *while*. edit: this is a three-way pun btw - it works better out loud

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Why did the bee started talking poetry?

He was waxing lyrical!

What did the Goat living in Manama say when it starting raining?

BAAAHH RAIN!

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Why wouldn't Samus go below Brinstar?

Because she was a-Kraid to. Now I think about it, this joke is a bit more "Riddle-y," than say an actual joke.

How did King George view the colonists?

He thought they were revolting

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What does a conspiracy theorist say when he breaks up with someone?

I think we should start seeing other sheeple.

How many conspiracy theorists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

We may never know the truth.