What's so meta that you almost crap your pants?

Metamucil

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Why is wrestling stupid?

It's a bunch of guy's without pants fighting for a belt....

What's the best way to make pants last?

Make the jacket first.

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What do you get when a ghost takes a crap?

Rectoplasm.

What is it called when a politician craps his pants in a Honda?

Civic doody.