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What's so meta that you almost crap your pants?

Metamucil

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What are Mario and Luigi's favorite type of pants?

Denim, Denim, Denim

What did the pirate say after he pulled a steering wheel out of his pants?

It's driving me nuts!

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When the cashier asks me "Is that everything?

I feel like crap inside because obviously my order didn't satisfy her.

What's the difference between a golfer and a skydiver?

A golfer goes "Whack, crap!", and a skydiver goes " Crap, whack!".