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What's so meta that you almost crap your pants?

Metamucil

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What's 6" long, bent to the left, and in the front of my pants??

My iPhone 6.

Why did the belt get locked up?

He held up a pair of pants.

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What's so meta that you almost crap your pants?

Metamucil

What does a bad salesman and a toilet have in common?

They are both full of crap.