What's so meta that you almost crap your pants?

Metamucil

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Why bro?

Men with no pants fighting for a belt.. WTF

What type of pants do Japanese people wear?

Nihon-jeans (Nihon-jin)

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Why is Coolio always able to play craps?

He's got a gangsta's pair a dice.

What do you call it when a dog craps on your rug?

Carpet bombing.