What's so meta that you almost crap your pants?

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Pant Jokes More Pant Jokes

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Incase he got a hole in one. HEHE one of my favs. Whats your fav joke?

What did the tree do when he got really nervous?

He SOILed his pants I'llseemyselfout...

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What does a bad salesman and a toilet have in common?

They are both full of crap.

Why is Coolio always able to play craps?

He's got a gangsta's pair a dice.