What's so meta that you almost crap your pants?

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Pant Jokes More Pant Jokes

Why does Tiger Woods bring two pair of pants during a golf game?

Its in case he gets a hole-in-one.

What's the difference between someone who can mend your pants quick and a famous singer?

One of them is a swift tailor.

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When the cashier asks me "Is that everything?

I feel like crap inside because obviously my order didn't satisfy her.

What does British toilet paper and John Wayne have in common?

It's rough, and tough, and doesn't take any crap.