What did the tree do when he got really nervous?

He SOILed his pants I'llseemyselfout...

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What do you call a tree that you can fit in your hand?

A PALM TREE!!!

How did the blonde break her leg playing hockey with the Toronto Maple Leafs?

She fell out of the tree.

Pant Jokes More Pant Jokes

Why did the python return his pants?

They were too constricting.

Why did the belt get arrested?

Because it held up a pair of pants.

Soil Jokes More Soil Jokes

What did the tree do when he got really nervous?

He SOILed his pants I'llseemyselfout...

What if the Bible had a major typo and the Devil was really after our SOIL?

Maybe he just wants to grow some pot plants.