What did the tree do when he got really nervous?

He SOILed his pants I'llseemyselfout...

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Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What tree gives the best high-fives?

A PALM tree!

What do you call a man in a tree with a briefcase?

A branch manager.

Pant Jokes More Pant Jokes

Why did the snowman have his pants down?

Because he heard the snowblower was coming.

What are calories?

Little elves that tighten your waistband on your pants a little every night

Soil Jokes More Soil Jokes

What did the tree do when he got really nervous?

He SOILed his pants I'llseemyselfout...

What if the Bible had a major typo and the Devil was really after our SOIL?

Maybe he just wants to grow some pot plants.