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What did the tree do when he got really nervous?

He SOILed his pants I'llseemyselfout...

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Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What did the tree say to the lumberjack?

I'm falling for you

What type of tree hates company?

Sycamore trees!

Pant Jokes More Pant Jokes

Why did the belt get locked up?

He held up a pair of pants.

What film do you get when you pull your pants down?

Free Willy

Soil Jokes More Soil Jokes

What if the Bible had a major typo and the Devil was really after our SOIL?

Maybe he just wants to grow some pot plants.

What did the tree do when he got really nervous?

He SOILed his pants I'llseemyselfout...