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What did the tree do when he got really nervous?

He SOILed his pants I'llseemyselfout...

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Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

When is a tree it's loudest?

When it begins to bark.

How did Tarzan get his cry?

As he was about to swing to the next tree he said, "OK, Cheeta, hang on anywhere".

Pant Jokes More Pant Jokes

What do Wal mart and priests have in common?

They both have boys pants half off. I'm going to hell

What did the pirate say with the steering wheel in his pants?

Arrgh, it's driving me nuts!

Soil Jokes More Soil Jokes

What did the tree do when he got really nervous?

He SOILed his pants I'llseemyselfout...

What if the Bible had a major typo and the Devil was really after our SOIL?

Maybe he just wants to grow some pot plants.