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Why did the plant use a dating service?

To find its stomate!

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What did the dance instructor say to her student when the student wanted to use her bathroom?

Skip to my loo.

Why do they call the 3 musketeers.. musketeers?

Not one of them uses a musket =(justsayian

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Who is the hardest person to find in hide and seek?

Daniel Morcombe

Why can't you try someone for grave digging?

Because it was found on the ground.

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How do you get the water in a watermelon?

Plant it in the spring.

Which plant talks the most crap?

Shiitake mushrooms.

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What do you call it when two bottles of lotion start dating?

A re-lotion-ship.

What did the raisin see when she came home early from work?

Her husband on a date.

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What do you call a dating service for lumberjacks?

Timbr

Why did the plant use a dating service?

To find its stomate!