Why did the plant use a dating service?

To find its stomate!

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Why shouldn't you use red, white, and blue paint in a watercolor?

Because these colors don't run

What do you call it when your lizard doesn't know how to use the internet?

E-reptile dysfunction

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Why did Princess Leia take so long to find her hair brush?

She kept looking for it in Alderaan places.

Why didn't the leopard go on vacation?

It couldn't find the right spot.

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Why does the farmer hate his job?

Because he has a deep-seeded hatred for planting.

What did the overly excited gardener do when spring arrived?

He wet his plants.

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What's the worst single thing you could do to someone?

Start dating them

What's the best part about dating a homeless girl?

You can drop her off anywhere!!

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What do you call a dating service for lumberjacks?

Timbr

Why did the plant use a dating service?

To find its stomate!