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Why did the plant use a dating service?

To find its stomate!

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What does Snoop Dogg use an umbrella for?

Fo Drizzle!

Why did the blonde keep a picture of herself in her room?

So she could use it as a mirror.

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How did the rednecks find their sister?

Pretty good.

What do you do on a remote island?

Try and find the TV island it belongs to.

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Finally realized why my plant sits around doing nothing all day...

He loves his pot.

How do you grow a cow?

Plant its nuts.

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How did you know that the janitors were dating?

They were caught sweeping together.

What's the best thing about dating a homeless woman?

When ur done, u can drop her off anywhere.

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Why did the plant use a dating service?

To find its stomate!

What do you call a dating service for lumberjacks?

Timbr