Why did the plant use a dating service?

To find its stomate!

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What do you call people who teach their kids to use abstinence as birth control?

Grandparents.

Why does Helen Keller play the piano with only one hand?

Because she uses the other one to sing.

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How are relationships like algebra?

You look at your X and try to find out Y

Why did the Raisin take a Prune to the Prom?

Because he couldn't find a Date!

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Why did they plant trees in Harlem?

Public transportation.

What do you call a plant that doesn't move?

A tree.

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What's the best part about dating a homeless girl?

You can drop her off anywhere!!

Why should you never take a pig out on a date?

She might squeal on you.

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Why did the plant use a dating service?

To find its stomate!

What do you call a dating service for lumberjacks?

Timbr