Why did the plant use a dating service?

To find its stomate!

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Why does America use the imperial system?

Because they are behind

How do you make a song better using cement?

By remixing it.

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What did Data find in Picard's gym sock?

The Next Generation

Why does Pokémon have only one save file per game?

I mean think about it, One for Charmander One for Squirtle and one for your second charmander. (found that but it's against rules to post links lol so I'll just leave that here for a good laugh)

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Why are flowering plants such good test takers?

Because they have all of the anthers!

Why did the plant say after being watered?

I'm not hungry exactly, but I could still use a light snack".

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What do whales do on dates?

Netflix and Krill

What is the date in Germany/Brasil in about a month from now?

Germany/Brasil 7-1

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What do you call a dating service for lumberjacks?

Timbr

Why did the plant use a dating service?

To find its stomate!