Why did the plant use a dating service?

To find its stomate!

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What do rappers use to wash their clothes?

BLEEE-AAAACH!

What kind of money do they use on Superman's home planet?

Kryptocurrency

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What did it mean when they found bones on the moon?

The cow didn't make it.

What did Fred from 'Scooby Doo' say when Mystery Inc. finally found a mystery that was too scary for them to solve?

2scooby4doo

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What do you plant... What do you plant, to grow a really big plant that has nothing wrong with it?

Dyslexic acorns. They grow into A-ok trees.

What do you call a plant getting kidney surgery?

A transplant

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Why couldn't the banana get a date?

It didn't have a peel.

Why should you never date an atom?

The split is gonna be explosive

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Why did the plant use a dating service?

To find its stomate!

What do you call a dating service for lumberjacks?

Timbr