Why did the plant use a dating service?

To find its stomate!

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Why do conspiracy theorists have such long beards?

Because they don't know how to use Occam's razor

How do people in other countries tell if kids are using drugs?

Here in the U.S. we just ask them how many grams are in an ounce.

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What kind of cereal do you find in a haunted house?

Cinnamon Ghost Crunch

What did one computer say to the other?

Error 404 joke not found.

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What do you call a plant getting kidney surgery?

A transplant

What type of plant can you use to make phone calls?

A telefern

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Why is the dating app called Tinder?

When you left-swipe, all of your matches go up in flames.

When I'm with a handsome man I get all nervous & involuntarily start speaking French ME leans across Oh really?

DATE: Yes

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Why did the plant use a dating service?

To find its stomate!

What do you call a dating service for lumberjacks?

Timbr