Why do Communist Dictators have trouble getting their work done on time?

They're way too into Stalin

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Why was the egg late for work?

It ova slept.

Why doesn't communism work in a school environment?

Because everyone would get the same Marx.

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When is the only time a Muslim bets?

When there is a prophet involved.

Why do you think I spend too much time at my computer?

Well dear... Every time I ask you to close the windows you answer with "Please wait while your computer shuts down"...

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What do you call it when Lenin, Trotsky, and Stalin get together for a drink?

A communist party

Why didn't The Cold War happen?

Russia kept Stalin it

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Why was the Boy having trouble finding power in the Cul-de-sac?

There was no outlet

What does DMX say when he has trouble putting on a hoodie?

WHERE DA HOOD WHERE DA HOOD WHERE DA HOOD AT?