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Why do Communist Dictators have trouble getting their work done on time?

They're way too into Stalin

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What do you call and Irishman who works in a French cafe?

Paddy Hor D'oeuvre

Why was the blond late on her first day of work?

Because she stopped taking the pill about a month earlier.

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What would happen if all Chinese people jumped off a chair, all at the same time?

I don't know either, but you would need a reeeally big chair!

Why isn't a dime worth as much today as it used to be?

Because the dimes (times) have changed.

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What did Russian judge say to the jury?

I better stop Stalin for time and Putin a little more effort.

What do you call it when Lenin, Trotsky, and Stalin get together for a drink?

A communist party

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What did one plant say to the other plant that was annoying him?

Please leaf me alone! Or I'll tell my mom, and you'll get in trouble.

What did the seaweed say when it was in trouble?

Kelp me!