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Why do Communist Dictators have trouble getting their work done on time?

They're way too into Stalin

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How do mathematicians deal with constipation?

They work it out with a pencil.

What do you call a polar bear who works for Fox News?

A bad news bear

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What's three times worse than OCD?

OCD, OCD, OCD. Wait the last time didn't feel right. OCD, OCD, OCD. Wait, the second time didn't feel right. OCD, OCD, OCD. Wait...

Who ever said time cannot be bought?

I bought some thyme yesterday.

Stalin Jokes More Stalin Jokes

How did the Allies have time to prepare D-Day?

Because Russia was Stalin

Why did the student fail the exam?

Spent too much time figuring out the Engels, so he didnt get the Marx.... thats what he gets for Stalin

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Why did the pasta get in trouble?

Because he was stroganoff!

Which ones?

Wife: BLTOUR & E Me: Well, that could spell trouble