Why do Communist Dictators have trouble getting their work done on time?

They're way too into Stalin

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Why was the doctor forced to leave work early?

The hospital ran all out of patience

Why/How do bakers work?

They knead the dough.

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What did Russian judge say to the jury?

I better stop Stalin for time and Putin a little more effort.

What do you give and take at the same time?

A poop

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Why didint Stalin like his new IPhone?

It had a 5 year plan

What does Stalin do on a night out?

Paints the town red

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What kind of horse has trouble keeping track of his Macintosh?

An Appaloosa!

What did the man say when he couldn't get the gun to fire?

Looks like I'm gonna have to read the trouble shooting section of the manual.