What does Stalin do on a night out?

Paints the town red

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Where'd you get that black eye?

Me: My girlfriend gave it to me. Him: I thought your girlfriend was out of town. Me: I did too...

What does Stalin do on a night out?

Paints the town red

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How did the Allies have time to prepare D-Day?

Because Russia was Stalin

Why Russians never drive stick shift?

They really hate Stalin

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How do you keep the Kansas City Chiefs away from your house?

Paint a goal line on your driveway.

What have men and spray paint in common?

One squeeze and they're all over you.

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What does Stalin do on a night out?

Paints the town red

Why was yellow angry at red?

Red blue green.

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What kind of company is a 24 hours hamburger joint?

Fry-by-night!

What do you get when you mix an insomniac, an agnostic and a dyslexic?

Someone who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is dog.