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What does Stalin do on a night out?

Paints the town red

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Town Jokes More Town Jokes

Who's there! Arizona! Arizona who?

Arizona room for one of us in this town!

When will there be a woman in the White House?

When Hillary leaves town.

Stalin Jokes More Stalin Jokes

Why do Communist Dictators have trouble getting their work done on time?

They're way too into Stalin

What do you think about the Russian military intervention in Krimea?

I think they're just Stalin. If they are, soviet, as long as they're Putin their weapons away.

Paint Jokes More Paint Jokes

What is green and smells like paint?!?

Green paint.

How many pollocks does it take to paint a house?

1 to hold the brush and 1000 to turn the house!

Red Jokes More Red Jokes

Why is yellow afraid of red?

Because red blue green.

What's the difference in red and purple...?

How hard you squeeze it.

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What flies around your light at night and can bite off your head?

A tiger moth!

Where does Max Planck go for a night out?

To the h-bar