What does Stalin do on a night out?

Paints the town red

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Town Jokes More Town Jokes

Where do all the bad hamburger buns live?

In the seedy part of town

Why does the town pound keep animals in separate cages?

Cause otherwise they'd be going to pound town.

Stalin Jokes More Stalin Jokes

Why did the Soviet Union fail?

Too much Stalin'. Yeah it's bad but it made me giggle when I thought of it...

Why did the Soviets decide to be Russian?

Cuz they got tired of Stalin.

Paint Jokes More Paint Jokes

How to you get rid of the dandelions on your lawn?

Paint one of them black the others will move away.

Why do people paint eggs for Easter?

Bunnies squirm too much.

Red Jokes More Red Jokes

Why does Yellow hate Red?

Because Red Blue Green.

What does Stalin do on a night out?

Paints the town red

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

How can a man go 7 days without sleeping?

Sleep at night

What did Abe Lincoln say after a night of drinking?

I set WHO free?