They were afraid of Stalin.
Because they stick
Because you'll get stuck with the bill, and if you don't have money to pay the restaurant will call the cods on you. Fin.
A puppy.
Because they already have Moscow.
One to read, one to write, and one to keep an eye on the two intellectuals.
None! In Soviet Russia, light bulb changes you!
Because in Soviet Russia, Nut Cracks You!