Why didn't anyone drive stick in Soviet Russia?

They were afraid of Stalin.

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Why was the apricot late to the party?

He got stuck in a jam.

What time zone are you in when you find a sheep stuck in a fence?

Mountin' time

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Where did Nicholas II of Russia get his coffee?

Tsarbucks.

What does the president of Russia call his toilet?

Vladimir's Poo Tin

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Why did the Russians use peanuts for torture in the Cold War?

Because in Soviet Russia, Nut Cracks You!

What happens when a soviet and a German have a child?

I don't know but he can conquer Poland really fast.

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How many Soviets does it take to change a light bulb?

None! In Soviet Russia, light bulb changes you!

What fabric is worn in Soviet Russia?

Linen