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Why Russians never drive stick shift?

They really hate Stalin

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What do Russian women get from their husbands that's long and hard on their wedding night?

His last name.

What's the difference between a Twitter post and a Russian Novel?

A Twitter post is limited to 140 characters

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Why does Heisenberg hate driving?

He gets lost every time he checks the speedometer.

What did C: drive say to D: drive?

Wow you looked shocked.

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What is the difference between like, love, hate, and showing off?

Spit, swallow, bite, and gargle.

Why'd the factory worker hate their job?

Because it was soda pressing.

Stalin Jokes More Stalin Jokes

Why was Stalin a Bad leader?

Because he was staling a country that was rushing..(Russia) This joke was bad. Im going to bed now.

Why did nobody in the Soviet Union drive manual cars?

They were afraid of Stalin'

Stick Shift Jokes More Stick Shift Jokes

Why Russians never drive stick shift?

They really hate Stalin

Why are men faster than women?

Ball bearings and stick shift.