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Why Russians never drive stick shift?

They really hate Stalin

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Russian Jokes More Russian Jokes

Why do Russians go crazy over pho?

Because... they are so viet *ba dum tss*

What is the name of your Russian coworker you see the next day?

C. U. Tomorov

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What do most men consider a gourmet restaurant?

Any place without a drive-up window.

Why does pasta always have to pay so much for car insurance?

Because it can't drive a car without making it all denty.

Hate Jokes More Hate Jokes

What kind of music did Jesus hate?

Anything by Judas Priest and Nine Inch Nails.

Why does everyone hate peppers?

They always get jalapeno business!

Stalin Jokes More Stalin Jokes

Why do Communist Dictators have trouble getting their work done on time?

They're way too into Stalin

What was Stalin's favorite chemical equation?

HAmAr + SiCl

Stick Shift Jokes More Stick Shift Jokes

Why are men faster than women?

Ball bearings and stick shift.

Why Russians never drive stick shift?

They really hate Stalin