If you are stuck at a red light, its the time that it takes for the occupant of the car behind you to honk his horn when the light turns green.
A stick.
You stick a piece of bread on the ceiling.
It got stuck in a crack.
Stick with me man... We'll go places. Peace. Hmath out.
Stick it in microwave and turn it on until it's Bill Withers.
Because she prefers to drive stick!
Because you can't rub two sticks together you get fire.
It's only a weem away.
I'm stuck.
Crossfit
Realizing that your being intently watched for your reaction to their sic clouds - BEST RECOGNIZE!
Stick? BARK!
It doesn't make sense, he and all his friends are always stuck in second gear
An outlet
It sticks around for more than 1 Season, and doesn't want to go.
A milkshake.
Because you'll get stuck with the bill, and if you don't have money to pay the restaurant will call the cods on you. Fin.
Stick a plunger in the toilet
Poll tree!
I want them all! "What's brown and sticky?" "A stick."
And why doesn't my girlfriend share this impulse?
It was stuck to the chickens foot.
LINE IT!
Because when they immigrated from Italy, customs stuck a label on their lapel reading ToN.Y.
Don't stick around to find out!
The drumstick. (Had this joke stuck in my head for a while so felt like sharing it.)
Shiver me timbers!
He didn't understand Flossophy!
Both hate when people stick beef between two buns.
Dey both sinna, mon!
This is a stick-up.
It was stuck to the chicken's legs.
Sinko de mayo
Stuck
Because Joy was stuck on the roof.
It was stuck to the chicken.
You: You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna! Person getting told joke: What about the jar of glue? You: I knew you'd get stuck there
More than you can shake a stick at
Snowd-en
Church.
Igloo
Because it wasn't their Destiny.
Because it is sticky.
You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna What about the pot of glue reddit will ask. Hahahahaha I knew you'd get stuck there
Because he was grounded!
Shake it off
Age
Red Red Wine!
They're stuck at C for years
Q: Why did Joan Rivers die during throat surgery? A: Because her career as a comic was stuck, but no matter how he tried, the Dr. Couldn't pull a laugh out of her.
Because he's snowed-in
It was taped.
One is a fit bunny and the other is a bit funny
Amandeep trouble.
You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna! Don't ask me about the bucket of glue though... I've been stuck there for a while
He was looking for pooh.
A stick :) haha (yes i know its super lame)
ARGHH! You're driving me nuts!
Because he was Snowden.
Got a pencil and worked it out.
Abominable! (say it out loud, slowly)
Cause it was stuck to the chicken. I heard that on the radio today. I LOLed.
That's my story and I'm sticking to it.
He can only stick to himself.
A handshake
It got stuck to the chicken.
One. They stick the bulb in the socket and wait for the world to revolve around them!
A velcrow Courtesy of Jokels.com:
AN ARITHMESTICK.
Cuz she couldn't find the door handle
A Stick!
They were afraid of Stalin.
Your head.
You can tuna piano, but you can't piano tuna.... What about the pot of glue I knew you'd get stuck.
He was looking for Pooh. - *My little brother told me this one hit me with a little bit of nostalgia.*
She got a frog stuck in her throat at 69.
One goes choo-choo the other goes chew-chew.
Abominable.
Reptiles!
They allways stick their nose in other people's business.
An Oreo crookie
A stick
You add a dab of glue.
Stick it in the blender.
You can tune a piano but you can't tuna fish "What about the glue " I knew you'd get stuck on that.
A keBob!
Your tongue might get stuck to a Pole.
You wave!
OMG my neighbours cat is stuck on the roof-" 911: Ma'am, this is an emergency only service- "-of my sons mouth."
A flea once they find someone they like they stick to them!
A hedgehog.
Just one. But he will pull it back out and stick it back in again just to make sure hes got the right hole.
It got stuck in 9/11
Easy, they stick out like a sore bum!
He was snowed-in.
Because it sticks to itself.
They both let me stick it in only one place.
Write "Please turn over" on both sides of a page and hand it to her.
It turns out, it's not very hard at all
Because he plays with Pooh.
Another Juan Bites The Dust
He had to wait in a Q!
Because he was always spotted.
This is not a drill.
Holy smoke!
An a-roam-a.
Scent.
Because it has microwaves
A Microwave.
Points mic at me* ME: having briefly heard the song once before...squirrels
Moo-sic!
Put it in the oven till it's Bill Withers.
Put it in the oven until it's Bill Withers.
