Why didn't anyone drive stick in Soviet Russia?

They were afraid of Stalin.

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What is made of wood and sticky?

A Stick!

Why aren't dwarves allowed at nudist camps?

They allways stick their nose in other people's business.

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Why couldn't the American leave Russia?

He was snowden

Why didn't Russia return the NSA whistleblower to the United States?

He was Snowden.

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Why are the Soviets Russian?

Because there's no Stalin.

Which country has the most crying people per km?

The Soviet Onion

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What does a neckbeard tip his fedora to in Soviet Russia?

M'otherland

What fabric is worn in Soviet Russia?

Linen