Why didn't anyone drive stick in Soviet Russia?

They were afraid of Stalin.

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Who is the brother of Juan Luna?

Edi si AnTWOnio Luna. Yeah yeah, the result of being stuck in the traffic.

What kind of birds stick together?

Vel-crows

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Why does it smell so bad in Russia?

Everybody loves Putin!

Why does Edward never leave Russia?

He's always Snowden.

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Which is the most communist vegetable?

The soviet Onion

Why did the Soviet Union fail?

Too much Stalin'. Yeah it's bad but it made me giggle when I thought of it...

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How many Soviets does it take to change a light bulb?

None! In Soviet Russia, light bulb changes you!

Why didn't anyone drive stick in Soviet Russia?

They were afraid of Stalin.