They were afraid of Stalin.
Stick it in the blender.
You: You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna! Person getting told joke: What about the jar of glue? You: I knew you'd get stuck there
Crimea River
He's always Snowden.
Putin on the Ritz. *ba-dum tsh*
Because they feared a premature ejectulation
In Soviet Russia, consciousness regulates the cerebral cortex.
Linen
