They were afraid of Stalin.
The black ones steal your watch and the yellow ones paint your nails.
A stick
He was snowed in.
One's a disgusting cesspool full of paranoid, bigoted, anti-American sadists, and the other is really cold.
Glasnots.
One to read, one to write, and one to keep an eye on the two intellectuals.
In Soviet Russia, consciousness regulates the cerebral cortex.
None! In Soviet Russia, light bulb changes you!
