Why didn't anyone drive stick in Soviet Russia?

They were afraid of Stalin.

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Why do aardvarks like to talk to ants?

They can stick to the subject!

What do you call Chewbacca when he has chocolate stuck in his hair?

A Chocolate Chip Wookiee.

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Why can't the NSA leaker leave Russia?

Because he's Snow'd-in!

Why does Edward never leave Russia?

He's always Snowden.

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Why are the Soviets Russian?

Because there's no Stalin.

What do you get when you cross a lima bean with a Soviet?

A Lenintil...

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What fabric is worn in Soviet Russia?

Linen

How many Soviets does it take to change a light bulb?

None! In Soviet Russia, light bulb changes you!