The soviet Onion
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Gulag to you too.
Now you're just Stallin.
A soviet seamen
He was always Stalin in his manual!
A soviet
Because there's no Stalin.
M'otherland
Glasnots.
Linen
Shoot for the Tsars.
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The khrushchev
Too much Stalin'. Yeah it's bad but it made me giggle when I thought of it...
One to read, one to write, and one to keep an eye on the two intellectuals.
A Lenintil...
None! In Soviet Russia, light bulb changes you!
Cuz they got tired of Stalin.
In Soviet Russia, consciousness regulates the cerebral cortex.
They were afraid of Stalin.
They nuke it. OR In Soviet Russia, Turkey fires you!
I think they're just Stalin. If they are, soviet, as long as they're Putin their weapons away.
Because in Soviet Russia, Nut Cracks You!
The Soviet Onion
Because they feared a premature ejectulation
A Soviet Symphony Orchestra after a tour of the USA!
Because they don't understand CAPitalism
A Soviet Reunion.
Because back in Soviet day, suit track you.
Soviet Onions.
I don't know but he can conquer poland really fast.
Cuz they were stalin'!
Putin on the Ritz. *ba-dum tsh*
It was stalin
Being stuck in an elevator with the Doublemint twins.
Her: I plan on sleeping all day Me: ...Why Her: I want to have dreams too
Breaking the fifth wall.
The dyke broke.
Because Chernobyl fallout.
Lenin.
He puts two fingers in his mouth and then shouts Rover.
They're harmless until you put one in your mouth and light in on fire
When his lips are shut.
Al Gore's the stiff one.
It pains them to have standards.
Two: one to shoot and one to sell him to shoot back.
Turn on the lights and shoot the black guy.
