The soviet Onion
Gulag to you too.
Now you're just Stallin.
He was always Stalin in his manual!
A soviet
Because there's no Stalin.
M'otherland
Glasnots.
Linen
The khrushchev
Too much Stalin'. Yeah it's bad but it made me giggle when I thought of it...
One to read, one to write, and one to keep an eye on the two intellectuals.
A Lenintil...
None! In Soviet Russia, light bulb changes you!
Cuz they got tired of Stalin.
In Soviet Russia, consciousness regulates the cerebral cortex.
They were afraid of Stalin.
I think they're just Stalin. If they are, soviet, as long as they're Putin their weapons away.
Because in Soviet Russia, Nut Cracks You!
The Soviet Onion
A Soviet Symphony Orchestra after a tour of the USA!
Because they don't understand CAPitalism
A Soviet Reunion.
Because back in Soviet day, suit track you.
Soviet Onions.
I don't know but he can conquer Poland really fast.
Cuz they were stalin'!
Putin on the Ritz. *ba-dum tsh*
It was stalin
Dishcipline This is literally a joke I told in a dream and I remembered it when waking up.
A fanta sea
Because he drank it before it was cool.
The kind of soldier that's always shooting his mouth off.
Shooting stars.
Mitosis
USA
Using imperial units.
Vladimir's Poo Tin
Because they'd Russia lot
Tsar Wars episode III: Revenge of the scythe.
A communist party
None. It's too dark.
You don't know man, you weren't there!
