The soviet Onion
Gulag to you too.
Now you're just Stallin.
He was always Stalin in his manual!
A soviet
Because there's no Stalin.
M'otherland
Glasnots.
Linen
The khrushchev
Too much Stalin'. Yeah it's bad but it made me giggle when I thought of it...
One to read, one to write, and one to keep an eye on the two intellectuals.
A Lenintil...
None! In Soviet Russia, light bulb changes you!
Cuz they got tired of Stalin.
In Soviet Russia, consciousness regulates the cerebral cortex.
They were afraid of Stalin.
I think they're just Stalin. If they are, soviet, as long as they're Putin their weapons away.
Because in Soviet Russia, Nut Cracks You!
The Soviet Onion
Because they feared a premature ejectulation
A Soviet Symphony Orchestra after a tour of the USA!
Because they don't understand CAPitalism
A Soviet Reunion.
Because back in Soviet day, suit track you.
Soviet Onions.
I don't know but he can conquer Poland really fast.
Cuz they were stalin'!
Putin on the Ritz. *ba-dum tsh*
It was stalin
So the other one could drive
Arrg, it's driving me nuts!
Don't wipe boogers on Mommy's pillow! Wipe it on Daddy's
Sobs* Friend: Bad breakup Me: No. *wipes tears* My Instagram isn't working.
M'laria
Fedora. For Linux n00bs(https://getfedora.org/)
Denim denim denim.
Toothbrush.
He was un hoppy!
Han Solo
Mitosis
Because they were Russian... Why was WWII so long? They were Stalin...
Because they're always Stalin
Over 9000.
Tell it to change its socsks!