The soviet Onion
Gulag to you too.
Now you're just Stallin.
He was always Stalin in his manual!
A soviet
Because there's no Stalin.
M'otherland
Glasnots.
Linen
The khrushchev
Too much Stalin'. Yeah it's bad but it made me giggle when I thought of it...
One to read, one to write, and one to keep an eye on the two intellectuals.
A Lenintil...
None! In Soviet Russia, light bulb changes you!
Cuz they got tired of Stalin.
In Soviet Russia, consciousness regulates the cerebral cortex.
They were afraid of Stalin.
I think they're just Stalin. If they are, soviet, as long as they're Putin their weapons away.
Because in Soviet Russia, Nut Cracks You!
The Soviet Onion
Because they feared a premature ejectulation
A Soviet Symphony Orchestra after a tour of the USA!
Because they don't understand CAPitalism
A Soviet Reunion.
Because back in Soviet day, suit track you.
Soviet Onions.
I don't know but he can conquer Poland really fast.
Cuz they were stalin'!
Putin on the Ritz. *ba-dum tsh*
It was stalin
So the blue and red sections are easily removed during a time of war.
Vietnom nom nom nom
T-shoes!
Stirrups
Their Linens
Linen.
OKC.
An incongruity between expectation and result.
Kids are their definition of a good time.
I give tours at a zoo. Each tour goes for a couple of hours so it is good to engage the guests and make the tour a bit more fun. What is your favourite animal joke I can use at work?
Because Russia was Stalin
He was snowed-in.
