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Why are the Soviets Russian?

Because there's no Stalin.

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What was the Russian mohel's name?

Borris Kutchyakockoff

Why did the Russians send a dog to space to die?

Because they didn't Lajka.

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What was Stalin's favorite chemical equation?

HAmAr + SiCl

Why did the Soviets implement 5 year plans instead of 4 year plans?

Cuz they were stalin'!

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Why did Soviet dictator always drive an automatic transmission?

He was always Stalin in his manual!

How do Soviet prison mates greet each other?

Gulag to you too.