Why are the Soviets Russian?

Because there's no Stalin.

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What is it with Russians and their track suits?

Because back in Soviet day, suit track you.

What is the name of your Russian coworker you see the next day?

C. U. Tomorov

Stalin Jokes More Stalin Jokes

What did russian judge say to the jury?

I better stop Stalin for time and Putin a little more effort.

Why did Russia lose the race?

Because it was Stalin! (Sorry. Communist jokes aren't funny unless every gets them.)

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What do you say when a corrupt Soviet takes a bathroom break right before war?

Now you're just Stallin.

Which country has the most crying people per km?

The Soviet Onion