Why are the Soviets Russian?

Because there's no Stalin.

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How do you get out of a Russian prison?

You have Vladmir Putin a word for you.

What did the Russian soldier say when he held his newborn sibling in his hands for the first time?

You're my brother in arms!

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Why did the Russians lose the space race?

Their rocket kept Stalin!

What happened when the communists took over the airport?

The planes kept Stalin.

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Why did the Soviets decide to be Russian?

Cuz they got tired of Stalin.

What is it with Russians and their track suits?

Because back in Soviet day, suit track you.