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Why are the Soviets Russian?

Because there's no Stalin.

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What do you call a cow in a Russian forest?

A moss-cow. Alternative answer: dead.

Why are people leaving the Ukraine?

I don't know but they sure are Russian.

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Why did Soviet dictator always drive an automatic transmission?

He was always Stalin in his manual!

Why did the USSR have such a bad air force?

They kept Stalin.

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Why did the Soviets implement 5 year plans instead of 4 year plans?

Cuz they were stalin'!

What fabric is worn in Soviet Russia?

Linen