Why are the Soviets Russian?

Because there's no Stalin.

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Why did Tim Tebow's mom protest against the Russian soup truck?

It contained a borscht ton.

Why did the CIA torture the Russian wasp?

Because he was a cagey bee agent.

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What does Stalin do on a night out?

Paints the town red

What do you call it when Lenin, Trotsky, and Stalin get together for a drink?

A communist party

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What fabric is worn in Soviet Russia?

Linen

What does a soviet call someone with good vision?

Glasnots.