Why are the Soviets Russian?

Because there's no Stalin.

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Why shouldn't you wear Russian underwear?

Because Chernobyl fall-out.

Why is Quicksilver so fast?

Because he's Russian

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Why did the cold war last so long?

The US couldn't stop Stalin.

Why was WWI so short?

Because they were Russian... Why was WWII so long? They were Stalin...

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Why did the Soviet Union fail?

Too much Stalin'. Yeah it's bad but it made me giggle when I thought of it...

How many Soviets does it take to change a light bulb?

None! In Soviet Russia, light bulb changes you!